Postgame-Week 4-2014

 

Texan Bruisers (3-1) won their third straight and the Dlugiewicz Pollocks (3-1) lost for the first time this season. The Bruisers now have a one game lead in the Virginia division and are second in the league in points fielded. "Our luck is off the charts, only rivaled by the Temp Texas boys, we get all the matchups in our favor, no Peyton this week, look at our schedule, all our opponents have their star players on bye weeks, we should win the division", coach Chaz said.

183.22	TOTAL	150.86
132.72	OFF	134.36
50.5	DEF	16.5

Texan Bruisers SCORES
Ryan,Matt	p24,p1,p36,
Charles,Jamaal	r2,c5,c8,
Bailey,Dan	51,
Dlugiewicz Fight`n Pollacks SCORES
Roethlisberger,Ben	p11,p27,p5,
Miller,Lamar	r9,r1,
Jackson,Vincent	c5,
Novak,Nick	33,34,23,37,

Perdew Pulverizers (1-3) watched their best performance of the season go down the drain as the Money Team moved to 2-2 and only one game out in the Quasar division. Money team needed about six points from J. Meyo Monday night and got ten for the victory. "We don't concern ourselves with wins and losses at this point, we likely cannot win the division, we are looking at blackjack and our performance this week was a great one", coach Perdew said during his post game presser.

197.72	TOTAL	201.62
171.72	OFF	158.12
26	DEF	43.5

Perdew Pulverizers SCORES
Stafford,Matthew	p59,p16,r1,
Martin,Doug	r3,
Floyd,Malcom	c24,
Hopkins,DeAndre	c35,
Smith,Steve	c61,c21,
Tucker,Justin	30,
Money Team SCORES
Stafford,Matthew	p59,p16,r1,
Asiata,Matt	r3,r6,r1,
Martin,Doug	r3,
Bryant,Dez	c18,
Watkins,Sammy	c5,
Crosby,Mason	53,

The most powerfull team in eSFL history has fallen to 1-3. The Coalition, touted as unbeatable by most eSFL experts, has lost their third straight game and coach Ron Pardue is definitely on the hot seat. "The Coalition ownership group has met several times over the last week, we have confidence in coach Pardue, however, we do expect better results and will not tolerate peperformancess the ones we have recently had", Coalition part owner B. Fields said.

The Rams (3-1) now lead the Nebula conference in points fielded and are atop the Helix division with a one game advantage on the Billiecats.

139.4	TOTAL	193
102.4	OFF	154.5
37	DEF	38.5

Standout Coalition SCORES
White,Roddy	c24,
Cobb,Randall	c22,c3,
Kelce,Travis	c2,
Houston Rams SCORES
Brees,Drew	p12,p13,
Hopkins,DeAndre	c35,
Brown,Antonio	c11,c27,
Forsett,Justin	r11,
Vinatieri,Adam	31,30,
Watt,J.J.	i80,

The Frosy Furrious Flurries (3-1) took over sole possion of first in Appalachian division and was awarded "HIGH 50" with his 225.96. With eight offensive touchdowns compared to his opponents five, this game was made close by the interception return for a touchdown by JJ Watt. The Temp Texas Boys (1-3) remain in second place in the Global division but fall three games out. "Another kick in the ass, we put up damn near 200 and lose", coach Templin stated.

225.96	TOTAL	199.7
176.46	OFF	146.7
49.5	DEF	53

Frost`s Furrious Flurries SCORES
Roethlisberger,Ben	p11,p27,p5,
Murray,DeMarco	r15,r28,
Jeffery,Alshon	c8,
Jackson,Vincent	c5,
Miller,Heath	c5,
Novak,Nick	33,34,23,37,
Temp`s Texas Boys SCORES
Brees,Drew	p12,p13,
Lacy,Eddie	r2,
Morris,Alfred	r20,
Walker,Delanie	c7,
Suisham,Shaun	25,
Watt,J.J.	i80,

* NOTE-These are recaps, game are not official until all NFL games are complete. These recaps were written Monday morning.

* Zima remains unbeaten with Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson leading the way. Kav remains beaten down as Cousins and Calvin Johnson sucked it up. The win for Zima (4-0) puts them in total control over their playoff destiny as they could end up having four of the Global divisions five wins on the season.

109.38	TOTAL	166.18
92.38	OFF	136.68
17	DEF	29.5

Kav`s Kavanators SCORES
Cousins,Kirk	p18,
Miller,Lamar	r9,r1,
Wallace,Mike	c13,
Benjamin,Kelvin	c28,
Carpenter,Dan	31,
Zima Ruskies SCORES
Rodgers,Aaron	p3,p22,p11,p3,
Bradshaw,Ahmad	c15,
Sproles,Darren	k82,
Nelson,Jordy	c3,c11,
Graham,Jimmy	c13,

* The D Crownholder (2-2) continued their surprising start to the season with a thumping of the downtrodden Fanatix (0-4) and remain in contention for the division title. They were led this week by Phillip Rivers (40.98), Matt Asiata (36), and Terrance Williams (25.7). The Fanatix team has been struck with terrible luck as far as the weekly points fielded against them are concerned all season. However, this week they failed to compete and have placed themselves in a must win situation for the next several weeks. Coach Fields has started 0-4 for the first time in his 11 year coaching history.

202.58	TOTAL	120.2
169.58	OFF	93.7
33	DEF	26.5

D Crownholder SCORES
Rivers,Philip	p47,p43,p24,
Asiata,Matt	r3,r6,r1,
Bryant,Dez	c18,
Marshall,Brandon	c6,
Williams,Terrance	c6,c23,
Walsh,Blair	18,41,55,33,
Fields Fanatix SCORES
White,Roddy	c24,
Cobb,Randall	c22,c3,

* The Texas Stars (2-2) likely moved into a tie for the Orion division lead and the Vigilante (1-3) remain at the bottom of the Helix. Led by Rodgers and Donnell, the Stars felt slight pressure from the Vigilante's Jordy Nelson but matched them point for point on the defensive side to secure the win.

189.78	TOTAL	161.02
164.78	OFF	135.02
25	DEF	26

Wallie`s Texas Stars SCORES
Rodgers,Aaron	p3,p22,p11,p3,
Wayne,Reggie	c28,
Marshall,Brandon	c6,
Donnell,Larry	c5,c6,c6,
Bailey,Dan	51,
Viall Vigilante SCORES
Kaepernick,Colin	p55,p12,
Lacy,Eddie	r2,
Wallace,Mike	c13,
Nelson,Jordy	c3,c11,
Carpenter,Dan	31,

* Igama (2-2) look to be in a first place Orion division tie with the Texas Stars as they send the Billiecats (2-2) back to the drawing board. Neither team had any superstar performances in what turned out to be a low scoring contest, something the 'cats are accustomed to this year.

158.92	TOTAL	130.54
139.92	OFF	107.54
19	DEF	23

Igama Sweaty Palms SCORES
Ryan,Matt	p24,p1,p36,
Morris,Alfred	r20,
Murray,DeMarco	r15,r28,
Smith,Steve	c61,c21,
Suisham,Shaun	25,
Psycho Billiecats SCORES
Cutler,Jay	p6,p8,
Bradshaw,Ahmad	c15,
Sproles,Darren	k82,
Jeffery,Alshon	c8,
Graham,Jimmy	c13,

 

* Nachman MF (3-1) hope to have sole possession of first place in the Quasar division as they will be scoreboard watching on Monday night. Led by Frank Gore and Martellus Bennett (this is what Martellus Bennett looks like, if you were wondering), the MF may have the worst team name, but it appears they have a decent team as well. The Runners (2-2) entered the week with bye week blues, "we have a decent team this year, it is just one loss, see where we are in around week 10", coach Rhodes stated as he got up from the couch Sunday evening.

177.12	TOTAL	217.62
157.62	OFF	171.62
19.5	DEF	46

Rhodes Runners SCORES
Luck,Andrew	p7,p28,p2,p15,
Richardson,Trent	r1,
Brown,Antonio	c11,c27,
Nachman MF SCORES
Luck,Andrew	p7,p28,p2,p15,
Gore,Frank	c55,
Smith,Torrey	c24,
Jenkins,Malcolm	i53,