Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Monday, September 29, 2014

Postgame-Week 4-2014

 

Texan Bruisers (3-1) won their third straight and the Dlugiewicz Pollocks (3-1) lost for the first time this season. The Bruisers now have a one game lead in the Virginia division and are second in the league in points fielded. "Our luck is off the charts, only rivaled by the Temp Texas boys, we get all the matchups in our favor, no Peyton this week, look at our schedule, all our opponents have their star players on bye weeks, we should win the division", coach Chaz said.
183.22TOTAL150.86
132.72OFF134.36
50.5DEF16.5
Texan Bruisers SCORES
 Ryan,Mattp24,p1,p36,
 Charles,Jamaalr2,c5,c8,
 Bailey,Dan51,
Dlugiewicz Fight`n Pollacks SCORES
 Roethlisberger,Benp11,p27,p5,
 Miller,Lamarr9,r1,
 Jackson,Vincentc5,
 Novak,Nick33,34,23,37,





Perdew Pulverizers (1-3) watched their best performance of the season go down the drain as the Money Team moved to 2-2 and only one game out in the Quasar division. Money team needed about six points from J. Meyo Monday night and got ten for the victory. "We don't concern ourselves with wins and losses at this point, we likely cannot win the division, we are looking at blackjack and our performance this week was a great one", coach Perdew said during his post game presser.
197.72TOTAL201.62
171.72OFF158.12
26DEF43.5
Perdew Pulverizers SCORES
 Stafford,Matthewp59,p16,r1,
 Martin,Dougr3,
 Floyd,Malcomc24,
 Hopkins,DeAndrec35,
 Smith,Stevec61,c21,
 Tucker,Justin30,
Money Team SCORES
 Stafford,Matthewp59,p16,r1,
 Asiata,Mattr3,r6,r1,
 Martin,Dougr3,
 Bryant,Dezc18,
 Watkins,Sammyc5,
 Crosby,Mason53,




The most powerfull team in eSFL history has fallen to 1-3. The Coalition, touted as unbeatable by most eSFL experts, has lost their third straight game and coach Ron Pardue is definitely on the hot seat. "The Coalition ownership group has met several times over the last week, we have confidence in coach Pardue, however, we do expect better results and will not tolerate peperformancess the ones we have recently had", Coalition part owner B. Fields said.
The Rams (3-1) now lead the Nebula conference in points fielded and are atop the Helix division with a one game advantage on the Billiecats.


139.4TOTAL193
102.4OFF154.5
37DEF38.5
Standout Coalition SCORES
 White,Roddyc24,
 Cobb,Randallc22,c3,
 Kelce,Travisc2,
Houston Rams SCORES
 Brees,Drewp12,p13,
 Hopkins,DeAndrec35,
 Brown,Antonioc11,c27,
 Forsett,Justinr11,
 Vinatieri,Adam31,30,
 Watt,J.J.i80,






The Frosy Furrious Flurries (3-1) took over sole possion of first in Appalachian division and was awarded "HIGH 50" with his 225.96. With eight offensive touchdowns compared to his opponents five, this game was made close by the interception return for a touchdown by JJ Watt. The Temp Texas Boys (1-3) remain in second place in the Global division but fall three games out. "Another kick in the ass, we put up damn near 200 and lose", coach Templin stated.

225.96TOTAL199.7
176.46OFF146.7
49.5DEF53
Frost`s Furrious Flurries SCORES
 Roethlisberger,Benp11,p27,p5,
 Murray,DeMarcor15,r28,
 Jeffery,Alshonc8,
 Jackson,Vincentc5,
 Miller,Heathc5,
 Novak,Nick33,34,23,37,
Temp`s Texas Boys SCORES
 Brees,Drewp12,p13,
 Lacy,Eddier2,
 Morris,Alfredr20,
 Walker,Delaniec7,
 Suisham,Shaun25,
 Watt,J.J.i80,




* NOTE-These are recaps, game are not official until all NFL games are complete. These recaps were written Monday morning.


* Zima remains unbeaten with Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson leading the way. Kav remains beaten down as Cousins and Calvin Johnson sucked it up. The win for Zima (4-0) puts them in total control over their playoff destiny as they could end up having four of the Global divisions five wins on the season.
109.38TOTAL166.18
92.38OFF136.68
17DEF29.5
Kav`s Kavanators SCORES
 Cousins,Kirkp18,
 Miller,Lamarr9,r1,
 Wallace,Mikec13,
 Benjamin,Kelvinc28,
 Carpenter,Dan31,
Zima Ruskies SCORES
 Rodgers,Aaronp3,p22,p11,p3,
 Bradshaw,Ahmadc15,
 Sproles,Darrenk82,
 Nelson,Jordyc3,c11,
 Graham,Jimmyc13,





* The D Crownholder (2-2) continued their surprising start to the season with a thumping of the downtrodden Fanatix (0-4) and remain in contention for the division title. They were led this week by Phillip Rivers (40.98), Matt Asiata (36), and Terrance Williams (25.7). The Fanatix team has been struck with terrible luck as far as the weekly points fielded against them are concerned all season. However, this week they failed to compete and have placed themselves in a must win situation for the next several weeks. Coach Fields has started 0-4 for the first time in his 11 year coaching history.

202.58TOTAL120.2
169.58OFF93.7
33DEF26.5
D Crownholder SCORES
 Rivers,Philipp47,p43,p24,
 Asiata,Mattr3,r6,r1,
 Bryant,Dezc18,
 Marshall,Brandonc6,
 Williams,Terrancec6,c23,
 Walsh,Blair18,41,55,33,
Fields Fanatix SCORES
 White,Roddyc24,
 Cobb,Randallc22,c3,




* The Texas Stars (2-2) likely moved into a tie for the Orion division lead and the Vigilante (1-3) remain at the bottom of the Helix. Led by Rodgers and Donnell, the Stars felt slight pressure from the Vigilante's Jordy Nelson but matched them point for point on the defensive side to secure the win.

189.78TOTAL161.02
164.78OFF135.02
25DEF26
Wallie`s Texas Stars SCORES
 Rodgers,Aaronp3,p22,p11,p3,
 Wayne,Reggiec28,
 Marshall,Brandonc6,
 Donnell,Larryc5,c6,c6,
 Bailey,Dan51,
Viall Vigilante SCORES
 Kaepernick,Colinp55,p12,
 Lacy,Eddier2,
 Wallace,Mikec13,
 Nelson,Jordyc3,c11,
 Carpenter,Dan31,






* Igama (2-2) look to be in a first place Orion division tie with the Texas Stars as they send the Billiecats (2-2) back to the drawing board. Neither team had any superstar performances in what turned out to be a low scoring contest, something the 'cats are accustomed to this year.

158.92TOTAL130.54
139.92OFF107.54
19DEF23
Igama Sweaty Palms SCORES
 Ryan,Mattp24,p1,p36,
 Morris,Alfredr20,
 Murray,DeMarcor15,r28,
 Smith,Stevec61,c21,
 Suisham,Shaun25,
Psycho Billiecats SCORES
 Cutler,Jayp6,p8,
 Bradshaw,Ahmadc15,
 Sproles,Darrenk82,
 Jeffery,Alshonc8,
 Graham,Jimmyc13,


 

* Nachman MF (3-1) hope to have sole possession of first place in the Quasar division as they will be scoreboard watching on Monday night. Led by Frank Gore and Martellus Bennett (this is what Martellus Bennett looks like, if you were wondering), the MF may have the worst team name, but it appears they have a decent team as well. The Runners (2-2) entered the week with bye week blues, "we have a decent team this year, it is just one loss, see where we are in around week 10", coach Rhodes stated as he got up from the couch Sunday evening.
177.12TOTAL217.62
157.62OFF171.62
19.5DEF46
Rhodes Runners SCORES
 Luck,Andrewp7,p28,p2,p15,
 Richardson,Trentr1,
 Brown,Antonioc11,c27,
Nachman MF SCORES
 Luck,Andrewp7,p28,p2,p15,
 Gore,Frankc55,
 Smith,Torreyc24,
 Jenkins,Malcolmi53,