Week 6 Insider-2011-UPDATED

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First of all, I quickly decided this piece did not need any editor input. Nice Job Temp! I would like to add that I will be adding the little matchup preview box images soon. When they are complete I will post on the message board, so come back and look at them then!

 

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Are you ready for some football! In this weeks matchups we'll separate the men from the boys, contenders from pretenders. Playoff dreams for a couple of teams will be "dunskies" after the beatdown they receive this weekend. We have a few great games like Perdew Pulverizers (5-1) vs Kav`s Kavanators (4-2) to see who's king of the Appalachian division at least for this week. And Appalachian vs Global...Rhodes Runners (4-2) vs Whitmore Workhorse (4-2). I dont like to sugarcoat these predictions so lets get to the games! Temp's Texas Boys (4-2) vs Zima's Ruskies (2-4) Temp's team will be firing on all cylinders with no one on bye's this week. He's led by Stafford & Adrian "All mufkin' Day" Peterson. These two guys are playing great and should do the same this week. Wallace & Jennings lead this dynamic WR core that just get the job done week in and week out. Temp made some moves on Def because they suck ass! Founder/Owner/CEO/Player Development/Headcoach Matt Templin- "We cleaned house this week...all Defensive coaches were fired so hopefully the new staff can turn this D around" Zima is led by D. Brees & J. Finley along with a stout D. His 2nd best player B. Wells out this week with a bye. Will D. Carter/R. Bush/T. Smith combo get it done? Don't think so! Temp takes him to the woodshed.... Temp's Texas Boys 165-135    D Crownholder (4-2) vs Frost`s Furrious Flurries (1-5) D shares the lead w/ 3 other teams at the top of the Global while Frost is at the bottom of the barrel. D is led by A. Rodgers who is playing out of his mind! (seriously if Chuck Norris was picking a team he'd pick himself 1st then Rodgers) Add some D. McFadden aka Run DMC and you can see why his team has put up two 200+ point games. But his #2 RB Lynch is out this week. Frost on the other hand is decimated by injuries and under performing players. A. Johnson is out with a hamstring injury, P. Hillis is always hurt it seems, Ochocinco is playing like a bum (did you see that drop in the Buffalo game!? C'mon Man!) & Sam Bradford has clearly taken a step back from last year. (Oklahoma sucks by the way) \m/ Hook Em'! If Rodgers and Run DMC have bad weeks Frost has a chance......but will it happen? Do not pass go do not win this week. D 160-125 McKinney Rednecks (4-2) vs Pardue Bruisermakers (3-3) The Rednecks have been the surprise team this year but with only 3 RB's on his team he's gonna need his team to step up this week. Colt McCoy returns to the lineup and he leads this team along with Roddy White & one of the leauges best Def. But his top back R. Mathews is out so he looks for a K. Hunter/LT RB combo to pick up the slack. Pardue had a bad week 5 but he expected that with 5 starters with bye weeks. He gets his guys back this week and looks to take back the Global division he's owned for awhile now. Led by Romo & J. Best, add in some guy named DeMarcus Ware and his team is poised for a big win he needs to stay at the top of his division. Pardue gives McKinney a reality check and show him why you need more than 3 RB's! Pardue 150- 120 Whitmore Workhorse (4-2) vs Rhodes Runners (4-2) Whit has his work cut out for him this week. With Rivers/Decker/Rice on bye weeks his team is gonna have to put on their "big boy pants" to get by Rhodes. His RB combo of MJD and Sproles will carry his team this week. The Def led by Ray Lewis/Bowman/Wilson is pretty damn good too. Rhodes also has some bye week issues w/ his WR core but with Calvin Johnson on your team you really dont need 3 WR do you? Rhodes TE's are a win-win w/ Vernon Davis/Pettigrew. And you want to talk about Defense?! Jared Allen/Desmond Bishop/Von Miller trio is nasty! 13/15 starts these guys went double digits & 4 times they went over 18! Thats like having a Ferrari/Lambo/Porshe and you can only pick 2..must be nice! Whits been doing alot of talking this week. I'm taking Rhodes......beep! beep! Rhodes 150-135 Igama Sweaty Palms (2-4) vs Fields Fanatix (1-5) What can i say about this game......... Its like picking who's smarter retard in the Cartoon "South Park" Timmy vs Jimmy..does it really matter? Fields 140-130 Viall Vigilante (0-6) vs Texan Bruisers (4-2) Two words...EPIC BEATDOWN When your #3 best player on your team is your kicker you can see why Viall is 0-6. Kicker #3?! C'mon Man! No need to breakdown matchups in this one. Viall has as much chance as I do of out fishing Terry. Texan Bruisers gives Viall a Texas size ass whoopin'...Would you like fries with that? Texan 160-125 Perdew Pulverizers (5-1) vs Kav`s Kavanators (4-2) Perdew is an Offensive Juggernaut! He's putting up 170pts like its nothing & when you have the top 3 RB's in the league your pretty much a bad ass. Love this team, his WR trio this week is a little shady but again top 3 rb's means you can do that. Oh and he has Michael Vick....Winning! (For you Charlie Sheen fans). The Kavanators have a nice Offensive team too. His WR duo of Hakeen Nicks/Welker is potent and you add the TE Gronkowski its like having a 4 WR on his team with Brady throwing the ball. His RB's are weak sauce...Mendenhall is under performing big time & I told Kav which is a die hard Bills fan that Fred Jackson was gonna be the man this year in Buffalo! (told you Kav!) I give the RB edge to Perdew easily, WR/TE to Kav...Def is pretty even so to me it comes down to the QB postion. If Flicco Flacco plays like he did in weeks 1 & 3 Kav wins this game if he plays like a scrub Kavs get sent home with a loss. Pack your shit Kav, Perdew is still King of the Inbred...I mean Appalachian Division! Perdew 178-165 Hope you guys enjoyed this weeks insider. Matthew Templin Owner "Temp's Texas Boys"