Week 3 Recaps-2009

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 Balut Equal Last Seasons Loss Total

The Boot Hill Balut lost their third straight game of the season and matched the entire total of 2008 with three. The Temp Texas Boy's were led by tight end Brent Celek with  24.4 points and move to a 2-1 record. The losing Balut got a total of 5.5 points from two running backs and newly acquired quarterback Byron Leftwich added -1.1 before being benched. The teams number on running back Frank Gore left the game after only one carry with an injured ankle and did not return. He is listed as out for three weeks. "Well, we are in a bad position, no doubt. our season is most likely over before it started", said head coach T. Rhodes.

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Fanatix hang on for win 

The Fields Fanatix held on Monday night to beat the Kavanators and move to a 2-1 record. The Kavanators were looking for big  things from recently acquired running back Felix Jones, but it didn't materialize as he left the game early in the third quarter with a knee sprain. "Shoulda known, Felix was on the Balut team, they all suck or will be injured", head coach Ron Kavanaugh stated. Randy Moss and Joe Flacco led the Fanatix team with 20+ points each. Linebacker Thomas Davis chipped in a deciding 11.5.

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MFIC Beat Flurries 

The Pardue Bruisermakers moved to a 3-0 record and sent the Frost Furrious Flurries to their first defeat of the season. The team was led by surprise starter at quarterback David Gerrard and tight end Dallas Clark, each post 20 points plus.For the Flurries, quarterback Drew Brees was sent back to reality with a measly 7.4 points, meaning wideout Marquis Colston had to follow, he had a season low 10.7 points.

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Pulverizer Pull Puds 

The Perdew Pulverizers lose their third straight game even though they they are fith in the league in scoring. After two straight disappointing nail biter losses the team was unable to overcome the outstanding play of Peyton Manning's 45 points.  "We simply gotta have faith, we are putting up the numbers but just hav not put up any in the area we want, the win column", owner Josh Perdew said.

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Ruskies win with third lowest weekly points 

In contrast to the Pulverizers, the Zima Ruskies won despite scoring only 115 points. The team was led by Eli Manning and Jason Whitten and get their first win of the season. The Crownholders posted their lowest score of the young season with a pathetic 77.28 and were dealt their first loss of the season. "We have had it pretty good thus far, gonna have a bad one every once in a while", Jordan Kizima said.

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Big D Moves to 2-1 

The Vial Big D team beat the expansion Texan Bruisers and moved to a 2-1 record. They were led by QB Aaron Rodgers and WR S. Moss, both posting an excess of 30 points. Before the game head coach Joel vial promised his fan base a win, and a bust out game by running back Matt Forte. His promise was fulfilled as Forte poste 18.7 and his team sent the bruisers to another disappointing loss.  

Week 2 Recaps-2009

Big D 140.84               Perdew 133.9

Pulverizers lose close one again

With both teams struggling to produce a standout performance wide receiver Steve Smith and quarterback Aaron Rodgers stood up and posted 21.1 and 23.4 respectively to lead the Big D club to their first win of the season. Pulverizer fans were watching with enthusiasm in hopes of Dwight Freeney to pick up a late sack, but it didn't happen. This game was a perfect example of what every owner wishes for each and every week, steady performance from all starters. If these teams continue this play they will be in the hunt at seasons end.

Whitmore  145.12           Fanatix 101.48

Workehorse move to 2-0

The Whitmore White Workhorse  moved to 2-0 as they beat the hapless Fields Fanatix in a game that was over by halftime of the early NFL games. Witnore's Peyton Manning posted 28.82 points even though he was barely on the field and wide receiver Donald Driver added 21.9 with six catches and a score. The Fanatix were led by tight end Tony Gonzalez with 20.1 while the rest of the team demonstrated how a team can go from top dog to gutterdawg in one week.

Texan 157.38               Kav 104.64

Texan wins first eSFL game

The Texan Bruisers made the win column for the first time in the teams history with a steady performance while the Kavanators looked disinterested and disabled. Matt Schaub and Darren Sproles 48.08 and 29 points respectively, winning the game even though two starters failed to score a single point. The Kavanators were led by quarterback Phillip Rivers with 30.84 while the remaing players seemed as though it was the last game of the year and they had nothing to compete for.

Crownholder 189.74         Balut 156.98 

Crownholder send Balut to 0-2

The Crownholder's got a record setting performance from RB Chris Johnson with 59 points and wide receiver Vincent Jackson  posted 26.1 to hold off the Balut. The Balut's Frank Gore showed grit and determination with a 45.2 game, and wideout Andre Johnson added 36.9 of his own, but it proved to little as their teammates stepped on their peckers all day. The Crownholders moved to 2-0 in a first place tie in the Global Division.

Temp 193.1          Frost 150.14

Both teams move to 1-1
The Frost Flurries posted their second straight big week in the young season but fell short as the Temp Texas Boys overcame a slow start and rebounded with a win. DB Charles Woodson led the team with 35.5 points and QB Carson Palmer looked good with a 31.7. The Flurries Drew Brees once again played awesome and scored 34.54 and NFL teammate M. Colston threw in 29.8 for the win. "it's great, until Brees has a bad game and his big time hot shot wideout will be included", stated opponent head coach Matt Templin.

Pardue 193.8         Zima 126.62


MFIC lands a whopper
This was a game of two teams heading in opposite directions. The Zima Ruskies posted their second straight week of poor scoring while the Bruisermakers pulled the opposite feat. The Bruisermakers were led by Matt Ryan and Dallas Clark with 31.5 and 31.3 points respectively. "That ass whoopin was for submitting all those stupid trade offers to me, get lost loser", head coach Ron Pardue stated after the game.   

In the week two's onslaught, the Bruisermakers crept aboard a plow going to Zima and were never slowed. Defeated, hapless and very upset, the Ruskies decide to poke fun at Matt Ryan and Dallas Clark. The fun and games stopped when head coach Jesse Kizima realized a huge 193.8 was posted on his ass. Kizima got in, couldn't get out, unaware, until the Bruisermakers had already began to strike.

But there is more to this young head coach than meets the eye. With a measly 126.62 this week, the Ruskies still think they can catch the boat to the Ballistic Bowl. With a simple but yet ingenious trade, the balance of power will take an unexpected twist and many opponents will be beaten. 

Insider Week 3 2009

(ESFL, im posting the week 3 insider here cuz i have no idea how to post it on the blogger)


Tony Kornheiser: `Today on PTI we will meet with Coach Kavanaugh of the Kavanators for his insights of week three of the ESFL`

Michael Wilbon: `Coach Kav are you with us?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Im here Mike and Tony, thanks for having me.`

Tony Kornheiser: `Coach Kavanaugh, how do you feel around the ESFL this week?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Guys i think this is going to be a high tempo fast paced week in the ESFL. We have some superb match ups ahead of us this week all around the ESFL. expect to see some of the highest scoring football of the season in week 3.`

Michael Wilbon:` Coach Kav, give some of your predictions and insights for this weeks games.`

Coach Kavanaugh: `sure Mike. I would like to start off with the my pick for game of the week.

`My pick for game of the week will be between the high scoring Bruisermakers and the Flurries. I expect QB Matt Ryan and RB Adrian Peterson to put up ridiculous numbers. I also expect to see off the chart production from Drew Breese for the Flurries, but it wont be enough to STOP A.D.`s 4 TD game. Bruisermakers improve to 3-0 with the leagues 1st 200 bomb of the season and win 201-177.`

Michael Wilbon: `My thoughts exactly coach Kavanaugh.`


Coach Kavanaugh: `When it comes to the matchup between Boot Hill and the Texas Boys I see the goose egg in the win column leaving the building. After a huge post-week 2aquisation of Leftwich Boot Hill will have enough to win. I PREDICT COACH RHODES PUTS A BOOT IN THE TEXAS BOYS ASS 169-149.`

Michael Wilbon: `Coach Kav, its like your in my head!`

Coach Kavanaugh: `I know Wilbon, I know`

Tony Kornheiser: `How do you see the Ruskies and Crownholder game going down?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `This is any easy game to pick Tony. Do to the lack of draft ability for the Ruskies an ASS WHOOPIN is bound to happen by the hands of the Crownholders. Expect the wheels to fall off the Cadillac and the Crownholders QB Tom Brady to bounce back and drop 3 bombs in the end zone!! Crownholders EMBARRASS the Ruskies 171-92.`

Mike Wilbon: `Coach Kav im lost for words`

Coach Kavanaugh: `its ok Wilbon you dont have to say anything`

Tony Kornheiser: `And The Workhorse VS Pulverisers?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Look For the Wildcat offense to...., well to plain outright put it,RAPE the Pulverizers Defense. I expect Ronnie brown to have 2 TD`s and a 200 yard game. If the Pulverisers want a chance they should go with emerging star Trent Edwards, but even that wont be enough. Look for the Workhorse to HIT IT AND QUIT IT, they win 166-115.

Tony Kornheiser: `Very nice predictions Coach Kav, what do you have instore for the Texas Bruisers VS Big D Game?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Big D? is that what they call themselves? Well Tony with scrub defenders like Omar Gaither and Trent cole i dont know how they get away with calling themselves BIG D? The league should fine them for insulting the talent of the non scrubs in the league. Hit or be hit` is that the quote they use? Cmmon Tony they couldn't hit a 2 dollar hooker for 4 bucks. Expect The Brusiers Mike Turner and Matt Schuab to carry them over the top 132-109.

Tony Kornheiser: `And we saved the best for last Coach Kav. Your Kavanators VS the Fanatix. How do you feel?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Well Tony, This should be an easy game. I expect alot of our bench to get playing time here. Rivers has worked out well all week and i Expect him to have 3 TD`s by half time allowing us to bench him and keep him healthy for next week. Add those to Tim Hightowers 2 TD game and Reggie waynes 200 yard recieving game and this game is as good as won before it even starts. We have focused on the Fantix Joe `wish i was COOL` Flacco and `Wanna B` fantasy running back Steve Jackson. Are D should have no problem shutting these only 2 potential point scorers down and the Kavanators move to a 2-1 record with a 177-123 win`

Michael Wilbon: `Coach Kav, your knowledge and expertise is so far ahead of the league, you defintley have my vote for the HOF.`

Kornheiser: `Well since Wilbon creamed his pants from the amazing picks coach Kav has given us, thats all the time we have for today, Thanks again coach Kav and we will see you soon.`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Thanks for having me guys`

Wilbon: `Tune in same time tomorrow KNUCKLEHEADS`

Kornheiser: `Good night Canada`

Insider Week 2 2009

Well week 2 should have more competitive games than last week. They were pretty much all blow outs except Perdew vs Kavs. Now to the match ups....

Zima vs Pardue: Look for Pardue to ride the A-train in Peterson to wig big. He looked like a man playing with boys last week 180 yds 3 TD man-child. Along with the duo of Matt Ryan; Roddy White, this team looks dangerous. Pardue wins

Temp vs Frost: Last week Frost`s team was unstoppable with Drew Brees & Company. His team put up 11 TD`s! This offense juggernaut is scary good. On the other side Temp looked terrible in every aspect of the game. When Patrick Willis is the leading scorer your not gonna win. If his Offense doesnt get going Frost is going to win big again. Temp wins (I cant pick againts my boys!)

D vs Boot Hill: Both teams last week were mediocre at best. But I look for C. Johnson to have a big game after being shut down last week. But if that Jets D can put a lock-down on Brady it can be a different story. Boot has a monster WR in Johnson so look for him to come up big this week. D wins

Texan vs Kav`s: Texans looked mediocre last week. With only 2 TD`s and Osi Umenyiora being your leading scorer thats not going to get it done. The Bruisers have a solid team on paper and I look for this team to bounce back this week. Kav`s have a good team as well. But I don`t see them putting up 160 again this week against the Brusiers. Bruisers wina

Fields vs Whitmore: Look for the Romo/Moss connection to put up big numbers again this week against Whitmore. But Whitmore has P. Manning and D. Driver, can they put up big numbers this week? Look for Brandon Jacobs aka `Man Child` to carry them to a win. Whitmore wins

Big D vs Perdew: I look for A. Rodgers to carry Big D this week. I dont think T. Edwards can lead this team. But with that solid WR core lead by C. Johnson aka `Megatron` and a solid Defensive production Perdew may have what it takes to win. Perdew wins

Week 1-Recaps

Boot Hill vs Pardue
180.66-112.16 
Peterson's 44.8 pound Balut 
If we learned anything in the season opener about the Bruisermakers, it's that they certainly have the horses to run in this 2009 race to the Ballistic Bowl.
The Pardue Bruisermakers continued where they left off last year by pounding the flaccid attack of the Balut 188.66 to 112.16. Running back Adrian Peterson ran for 180 yards and three touchdowns and quarterback Matt Ryan threw for 229 yards and two touchdownstwo as they rumbled to a 1-0 start to the 2009 season.
For the defending league champs, Donovan McNabb completed 10-of-18 passes for 79 yards with two touchdowns and an interception before leaving with a rib injury. The rib injury could be a devastating blow to the team, his return is unknown at press time. Felix Jones was held to 22 yards rushing and Andre Johnson had only 35 yards receiving. "It's just insane," head coach T. Rhodes said. "You work for six months leading up to this first game. You have all offseason to prepare and then to come out and get performances like that is upsetting."

Frost vs Zima 

Flurries "Brees" past Ruskies with 6 passing TDs 
Drew Brees threw six passing touchdowns to defeat the Ruskies 185.42 to 92.44.
It is the most TD passes in Week 1 ever in NFL history and tied a Saints franchise record. His 358 passing yards are the most by a Saints QB in Week 1, topping his previous mark of 343 set last year. Running back Deangelo Williams added 20.3 points with a less than stellar performance, 37 yards rushing and a score. "Thats why we wanted that guy, poor day, no problem, give us 20" stated head coach Jeff Frost.
The Ruskies were led by wideout Santonio Holmes with 28.1 points but the remaining starters only added 64 points. "We gotta regroup and re-evaluate our situation", coach Kizima said.

D vs Temp 
133.42-110.98 
Brady leads Crownholders to beat Texas Boys
In his first regular-season game since Week 1 of the 2008 season, Tom Brady threw two touchdown passes and scored 34.42 points to lead the Crownholders past the Texas Boy's 133.42 to 110.98.
Brady finished with a career-high-tying 39 completions in 53 attempts for 378 yards with two scores and wide receiver Vincent Jackson added 16.6 with five grabs and a score.
Neither team looked great and Matt Templin didn't try and hide his displeasure during the teams post game press conference. "We stunk, QB, WR's, TE's, all of them, it's pathetic and better improve quickly", he said.

Whitmore vs Big D
138.64-109.46 
Jones lead Workhorse with strong outing 
Thomas Jones rushed for 107 yards with two TDs, his fifth career game with at least 100 yards and at least two scores, and quarterback Peyton Manning added 21.44 to lead their team over the Big D club 138.64 to 109.46. Manning less than usual performance, 28 of 38 for 301 yards and one TD and an interception shows his value in the eSFL. "When our QB plays so poorly and still post a big number it just goes to show why he is so coveted in this league", Workehorse coach Wit said afterwards.
Big D was led by Aaron Rodgers with 18.76 points, the rest of his team has yet to get off their asses and seemed to never be playing.

Fields vs Texan
181.52-127.94 
Fanatix introduce newcomers to losing column 
Bruce Fields and the Fanatix figure they'll be fine without Donovan McNabb as newly acquired quarterback Tony Romo threw for a career-high 353 yards and three touchdowns to help the Fanatix improve to 6-1 in season openers. Randy Moss added 26.1 points with 141 receiving yards, his 60th career game topping the 100-yard mark.
The Texan Bruisers began their inaugural eSFL season with a respectful 127.94 points and were led by WR Greg Jennings 24.6 and DL Osi Umenyiora 25.5 points. "We have a lot to be proud of and think we have a playoff caliber team" head coach Chaz Templin said after the loss.

 Kav vs Perdew
157.48-156.88
Rivers' late heroics pull off stunner 
Philip Rivers completed 24 of 36 passes for 252 yards with one TD and an INT for 17.48 points. His late game performance sealed the victory. Reggie Wayne also had 10 receptions for 162 yards and a touchdown, the third-most receiving yards in his career for a team leading 32.2 points.
The Pulverizers' Wes Welker (21.3) and TE John Carlson (27.5) weren't enough to hold off the Kavanators.
"We played a hell of a week, all we can do is tip our hats to the Kavanators and hope we get this type of performance each week", head coach Josh Perdew said.