Insider Week 3 2009

(ESFL, im posting the week 3 insider here cuz i have no idea how to post it on the blogger)


Tony Kornheiser: `Today on PTI we will meet with Coach Kavanaugh of the Kavanators for his insights of week three of the ESFL`

Michael Wilbon: `Coach Kav are you with us?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Im here Mike and Tony, thanks for having me.`

Tony Kornheiser: `Coach Kavanaugh, how do you feel around the ESFL this week?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Guys i think this is going to be a high tempo fast paced week in the ESFL. We have some superb match ups ahead of us this week all around the ESFL. expect to see some of the highest scoring football of the season in week 3.`

Michael Wilbon:` Coach Kav, give some of your predictions and insights for this weeks games.`

Coach Kavanaugh: `sure Mike. I would like to start off with the my pick for game of the week.

`My pick for game of the week will be between the high scoring Bruisermakers and the Flurries. I expect QB Matt Ryan and RB Adrian Peterson to put up ridiculous numbers. I also expect to see off the chart production from Drew Breese for the Flurries, but it wont be enough to STOP A.D.`s 4 TD game. Bruisermakers improve to 3-0 with the leagues 1st 200 bomb of the season and win 201-177.`

Michael Wilbon: `My thoughts exactly coach Kavanaugh.`


Coach Kavanaugh: `When it comes to the matchup between Boot Hill and the Texas Boys I see the goose egg in the win column leaving the building. After a huge post-week 2aquisation of Leftwich Boot Hill will have enough to win. I PREDICT COACH RHODES PUTS A BOOT IN THE TEXAS BOYS ASS 169-149.`

Michael Wilbon: `Coach Kav, its like your in my head!`

Coach Kavanaugh: `I know Wilbon, I know`

Tony Kornheiser: `How do you see the Ruskies and Crownholder game going down?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `This is any easy game to pick Tony. Do to the lack of draft ability for the Ruskies an ASS WHOOPIN is bound to happen by the hands of the Crownholders. Expect the wheels to fall off the Cadillac and the Crownholders QB Tom Brady to bounce back and drop 3 bombs in the end zone!! Crownholders EMBARRASS the Ruskies 171-92.`

Mike Wilbon: `Coach Kav im lost for words`

Coach Kavanaugh: `its ok Wilbon you dont have to say anything`

Tony Kornheiser: `And The Workhorse VS Pulverisers?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Look For the Wildcat offense to...., well to plain outright put it,RAPE the Pulverizers Defense. I expect Ronnie brown to have 2 TD`s and a 200 yard game. If the Pulverisers want a chance they should go with emerging star Trent Edwards, but even that wont be enough. Look for the Workhorse to HIT IT AND QUIT IT, they win 166-115.

Tony Kornheiser: `Very nice predictions Coach Kav, what do you have instore for the Texas Bruisers VS Big D Game?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Big D? is that what they call themselves? Well Tony with scrub defenders like Omar Gaither and Trent cole i dont know how they get away with calling themselves BIG D? The league should fine them for insulting the talent of the non scrubs in the league. Hit or be hit` is that the quote they use? Cmmon Tony they couldn't hit a 2 dollar hooker for 4 bucks. Expect The Brusiers Mike Turner and Matt Schuab to carry them over the top 132-109.

Tony Kornheiser: `And we saved the best for last Coach Kav. Your Kavanators VS the Fanatix. How do you feel?`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Well Tony, This should be an easy game. I expect alot of our bench to get playing time here. Rivers has worked out well all week and i Expect him to have 3 TD`s by half time allowing us to bench him and keep him healthy for next week. Add those to Tim Hightowers 2 TD game and Reggie waynes 200 yard recieving game and this game is as good as won before it even starts. We have focused on the Fantix Joe `wish i was COOL` Flacco and `Wanna B` fantasy running back Steve Jackson. Are D should have no problem shutting these only 2 potential point scorers down and the Kavanators move to a 2-1 record with a 177-123 win`

Michael Wilbon: `Coach Kav, your knowledge and expertise is so far ahead of the league, you defintley have my vote for the HOF.`

Kornheiser: `Well since Wilbon creamed his pants from the amazing picks coach Kav has given us, thats all the time we have for today, Thanks again coach Kav and we will see you soon.`

Coach Kavanaugh: `Thanks for having me guys`

Wilbon: `Tune in same time tomorrow KNUCKLEHEADS`

Kornheiser: `Good night Canada`