Week 1-Recaps

Boot Hill vs Pardue
180.66-112.16 
Peterson's 44.8 pound Balut 
If we learned anything in the season opener about the Bruisermakers, it's that they certainly have the horses to run in this 2009 race to the Ballistic Bowl.
The Pardue Bruisermakers continued where they left off last year by pounding the flaccid attack of the Balut 188.66 to 112.16. Running back Adrian Peterson ran for 180 yards and three touchdowns and quarterback Matt Ryan threw for 229 yards and two touchdownstwo as they rumbled to a 1-0 start to the 2009 season.
For the defending league champs, Donovan McNabb completed 10-of-18 passes for 79 yards with two touchdowns and an interception before leaving with a rib injury. The rib injury could be a devastating blow to the team, his return is unknown at press time. Felix Jones was held to 22 yards rushing and Andre Johnson had only 35 yards receiving. "It's just insane," head coach T. Rhodes said. "You work for six months leading up to this first game. You have all offseason to prepare and then to come out and get performances like that is upsetting."

Frost vs Zima 

Flurries "Brees" past Ruskies with 6 passing TDs 
Drew Brees threw six passing touchdowns to defeat the Ruskies 185.42 to 92.44.
It is the most TD passes in Week 1 ever in NFL history and tied a Saints franchise record. His 358 passing yards are the most by a Saints QB in Week 1, topping his previous mark of 343 set last year. Running back Deangelo Williams added 20.3 points with a less than stellar performance, 37 yards rushing and a score. "Thats why we wanted that guy, poor day, no problem, give us 20" stated head coach Jeff Frost.
The Ruskies were led by wideout Santonio Holmes with 28.1 points but the remaining starters only added 64 points. "We gotta regroup and re-evaluate our situation", coach Kizima said.

D vs Temp 
133.42-110.98 
Brady leads Crownholders to beat Texas Boys
In his first regular-season game since Week 1 of the 2008 season, Tom Brady threw two touchdown passes and scored 34.42 points to lead the Crownholders past the Texas Boy's 133.42 to 110.98.
Brady finished with a career-high-tying 39 completions in 53 attempts for 378 yards with two scores and wide receiver Vincent Jackson added 16.6 with five grabs and a score.
Neither team looked great and Matt Templin didn't try and hide his displeasure during the teams post game press conference. "We stunk, QB, WR's, TE's, all of them, it's pathetic and better improve quickly", he said.

Whitmore vs Big D
138.64-109.46 
Jones lead Workhorse with strong outing 
Thomas Jones rushed for 107 yards with two TDs, his fifth career game with at least 100 yards and at least two scores, and quarterback Peyton Manning added 21.44 to lead their team over the Big D club 138.64 to 109.46. Manning less than usual performance, 28 of 38 for 301 yards and one TD and an interception shows his value in the eSFL. "When our QB plays so poorly and still post a big number it just goes to show why he is so coveted in this league", Workehorse coach Wit said afterwards.
Big D was led by Aaron Rodgers with 18.76 points, the rest of his team has yet to get off their asses and seemed to never be playing.

Fields vs Texan
181.52-127.94 
Fanatix introduce newcomers to losing column 
Bruce Fields and the Fanatix figure they'll be fine without Donovan McNabb as newly acquired quarterback Tony Romo threw for a career-high 353 yards and three touchdowns to help the Fanatix improve to 6-1 in season openers. Randy Moss added 26.1 points with 141 receiving yards, his 60th career game topping the 100-yard mark.
The Texan Bruisers began their inaugural eSFL season with a respectful 127.94 points and were led by WR Greg Jennings 24.6 and DL Osi Umenyiora 25.5 points. "We have a lot to be proud of and think we have a playoff caliber team" head coach Chaz Templin said after the loss.

 Kav vs Perdew
157.48-156.88
Rivers' late heroics pull off stunner 
Philip Rivers completed 24 of 36 passes for 252 yards with one TD and an INT for 17.48 points. His late game performance sealed the victory. Reggie Wayne also had 10 receptions for 162 yards and a touchdown, the third-most receiving yards in his career for a team leading 32.2 points.
The Pulverizers' Wes Welker (21.3) and TE John Carlson (27.5) weren't enough to hold off the Kavanators.
"We played a hell of a week, all we can do is tip our hats to the Kavanators and hope we get this type of performance each week", head coach Josh Perdew said.