Week 1 Nebula Insider – 2016 eSFL Season Kickoff

Week 1 Nebula Insider – 2016 eSFL Season Kickoff

By eSFL Commissioner on Thu Sep 8 6:53:14 a.m. ET 2016

Write New Article | Reply To Article |  Edit This Article  |  Delete This Article Week 1 X factors and Predictions   Note from the editor: It's all I could do to hold back my breakfast while reading this entire article. There is about as much useful information in this as there is in a "terms of service" agreement.  It was like a dolphin reading something that a starfish wrote. Additionally, if anyone even suggest that their team will beat the Runners in an insider this year, it will not be in the final published product, just a heads up there BOYS. CROWNHOLDER  vs RUNNERS   Crown vs Rhodes - (TE) Crown has a stout RB core but somewhat inconsistent WR's. Rhodes has AN ALL AROUND MOB SQUAD.   BY 65 RAMS  vs TEXAS STARS (QB) Should be an even matchup all around. The number 1 and 2 tight ends go head to head. I give a slight edge to Houston Rams with the big names(Watt, Kuechly, and Norman) on defense but Wallie has the double up in Brees and Cooks which closes the gap real quick with a score. I think the difference in the game will come down to Brock Osweiler. He does have one of the best receivers in the league. We will see if he was worth all the money.  by 15 CRUSH  vs HAMMERSTICKS (TE) Another good matchup here. Off-setting rb's and wr's on each side. I give a slight edge to Orange because Victor Cruz is in Swarts lineup but that could be canceled out if JJ Watt and Von Miller show up on defense. The difference is the tight ends. Will Jimmy Garapallo be able to find Gronk? Will RG3 and Barnidge find a rhythm?  by 10 GRIFFINS  vs 'NATORS   (WR) Each team has the double up in Tyrod/Watkins and Eli/Odell. This game is an all out WR battle with big names on both sides. Whose wr group will have the bigger day.  by 20 SWEATY PALMS  vs ZOMBIES   (RB) This game could go a lot of different ways with names on both sides that are known to have big outings. The difference will come down to the run game. Ezekiel Elliot has huge expectations but is still a rookie. Danny Wood head isn't the starter but can change the game real quick as a run/pass threat.  BY 17 ZIMA  vs PERDEW (QB) Both teams are very evenly matched with questionable running backs but solid wr's. The difference in this game will come down to the quarter back position. Normally looking at the names you would assume Andrew Luck would have the edge but after a terrible season last year we can only wait and see what he will produce. Jameis will have both Evans and Jackson on the field so it should make for a good matchup.   by 12