Week 8 Recaps-2013

Week 8, 2013

  

139.2	TOTAL	172.76
115.7	OFF	131.26
23.5	DEF	41.5

Orange Crush (6-3) won their third straight game and all but send the Daizies to the Gunner Cup planning stage.

The defending Nebula Conference champs are gelling at the right time and look to be a serious contender to repeat. They were led by running back Moreno's 26 and a defensive unit that had three of the four starters in double digits. The win makes next weeks game against the division leading Billiecats (7-2) the game of the week and probably a first place spot in the Orion on the line. 

  

141.38	TOTAL	155.18
123.38	OFF	122.18
18	DEF	33

The Houston Rams (7-2) rebounded from last weeks disappointing loss with a big win over the suddenly faltering Brady Bunch (4-5), who have now lost three straight. The Rams didn't have a lot of performers this week, only four scored in double digits, but Drew Brees' 51 and T. Mathieu's 17 were enough. Next week the Rams will try and secure a division title against the Texas Stars (6-3). The Bunch are fighting for their playoff lives.

  

137.86	TOTAL	193.96
90.86	OFF	172.96
47	DEF	21

Things have quickly gone downhill for the Pollacks (5-4) after a 5-0 start the team has now lost 4 straight. The Texas Stars (6-3) win this week put them into position for a division title opportunity with a big game against the Orion leading Rams (7-2).

  

106.94	TOTAL	112.46
66.94	OFF	79.46
40	DEF	33

Two bottom suckers played like it.

  

154.54	TOTAL	125.6
130.54	OFF	80.1
24	DEF	45.5

Snoop's Whiz Kings (6-3) remain in the division title hunt and send the Oilers (4-5)  into desperation mode for the final 3 games. 

  

135.92	TOTAL	102.84
113.92	OFF	70.34
22	DEF	32.5

  

The Billiecats (7-2) remain alone atop the Helix division as the Humanoid (4-5) keeps step'n on their peckers. Tom Brady is taking this team down. The Cats won their third straight and 7 of the past 8 to set up this weeks big game against the second place Crush (6-3).

  

189.64	TOTAL	152.5
163.64	OFF	129
26	DEF	23.5

  The K's are in the middle of a playoff pack of less than stellar teams in the conference but the Money Team aint one of them. The K's have won 3 of the past 4 to put themselves in a spot to shock the world in the postseason. Meanwhile, the Money Team is fourth in the entire conference in points scored but only have 3 wins to show for it, I think we found our 2013 hard luck team folks.

  

172.54	TOTAL	136.86
135.04	OFF	113.86
37.5	DEF	23

The Ruskies (7-2) hold on to the top spot in the Global while the Runners (4-5) hold on to the cock. Rhodes is probably the worst team in the league. The team announced yesterday the will not participate in the 2013 Gunner Cup if they do not make the playoffs. I guess that means their season is over.

  

104.96	TOTAL	164.26
63.46	OFF	115.76
41.5	DEF	48.5

The glory days of the Temp's Texas Boy's are a distant memory with their second straight season of non-achievement. Who cares about this game?

  

98.52	TOTAL	127.8
78.52	OFF	104.3
20	DEF	23.5

Pardue (7-2) had their fourth straight pathetic week but somehow still won two games. The somehow is called the 1-8 Workhorse. The Bruisermakers remain in first place tie with the Ruskies in the Global but if they don't turn things around they will be soon looking at another failed eSFL quest.

  

165.64	TOTAL	160.1
119.64	OFF	118.1
46	DEF	42

  Sunday morning phone chat with the league commissioner was a normal bullshit session except for one player who coach Fields continued to talk about, Robert Quinn. Quinn led the Fanatix (5-4) to a come from behind win over the hot Frost Furrious Flurries (6-3) with a three sack performance. The win puts the Fanatix in a position to capture their yearly goal of a division title. The Flurries shook the loss off and has little worries as their team will be a contender in the playoffs.

  

148.94	TOTAL	142.34
95.44	OFF	109.84
53.5	DEF	32.5

With little room for error in a division full of contenders, the Nators (6-3) held on for the win and remain in first place. Noone even knows who owns the poor R and R team.

  

121.68	TOTAL	149.94
105.18	OFF	92.44
16.5	DEF	57.5

Despite the most points scored on the season in the division and second most in the conference the Pulverizers are now 4-5 and wondering if this shit is even worth the trouble. Meanwhile the Texan Bruisers have their luck back and won their 5th straight.

  

183.78	TOTAL	117.08
158.78	OFF	96.08
25	DEF	21

Even Viall has to have some success despite he has no idea what he is doing.