Week 3 RECAPS-2012

With so many games to re-cap we will highlight a few interesting outcomes and the rest will be quick and short.

Whitmore Defeats Perdew!!

Whitmore 205.86   Perdew  176.98
Whitmore (205.86) Takes Down Perdew (176.98)! Very few saw the Workhorse winning two games this wee after an 0-2 start and schedule that included the high scoring Pulverizers. Whitmore was led by Ben Roethlisberger's 50 plus points (Pass: 36-49-384-0  Rush: 1-8  Sack: 1  TDs: p4,p4,p22,p11), and a wide receiver group that got 50 combined. Perdew's A.J. Green got 34.5
(Rush: 1-11  Rec: 9-183  TDs: c73) and Mike Wallace added 26.5 (Rush: 1-1  Rec: 8-123  TDs: c22) in the loss.

Brady Bunch pounds Viall!

Brady Bunch  149.74    Viall Vigilante   128.2
Team Brady Bunch continued their winning ways and the Viall Vigilante returned to their familiar loser role. Led by RGIII's 30 plus the Bunch didn't need anything remarkeable from the rest of their team to take down the punchless Vigilante and send them to 1-3. Tom Brady (25.9)  and Demarcus Ware(21.5)  were the only players the Vigilante had that came to play.

Perdew Pulverizers					Orange Crush
176.98					139

The Pulverizers salvaged a win in the double header week with a respectful 176.98. The Orange Crush's 32 from two defensive players were not enough as their running game only produced 12 points. Michael Bush's 18 on the bench would have been nice but not enough.

Igama Sweaty Palms					W. Virginia Venom
75.42					177.9

The West Virginia Venom was all over the pathetic Sweaty Palms early and the game was never in doubt. Venom head coach "Slick" was seen celebrating victory at 2 p.m. et and Igama was still proclaiming he has a chance at 5 p.m. et Monday night. Peyton Manning and Calvin Johnson were the stars here, scoring 30 plus each.

Fields Fanatix					Dlugiewicz Fight`n Pollacks
179.52					110.48

The Fields Fanatix worked several hours Sunday morning trying to pull off a three way deal that would have netted his team star wideout Calvin Johnson. The trade did not happen and Fields watched his team respond with a blowout of the Pollacks. Wes Welker and Tony Gonzalez both scored 20 plus and Thomas deCoud led the team with 26. Dlugiewicz saw Ray Rice post 29 and also had Gonzalez, but the rest of his team didn't want anything to do with the Fanatix. Chad Greenway's 25.5 on Dlugiewicz bench would not have had any impact on the outcome.

Whitmore Workhorse					Money Team
205.86					153.72

The Whitmore team entered the week 0-2 and end the week 2-0 with sweeps of Perdew and this Money Team. Just what the doctor ordered for Whit in a time of need, 205 points. Roethlisberger's 50 plus was a performance the Money unit could not match. However, Money performed well enough to win most games with his 153.72 and was led by A.J. Green's 34.5. The big deal in this one was that Money had Roethlisberger's 50 on his bench and starting quarterback Romo only scored 6.32, a 40 point swing that would have made this contest very close.

Texan Bruisers					Klimko K`s
155.1					91.88

The Texan Bruisers moved to 4-0 with the help of a pathetic K's team that simply failed to listen to coach Klim's post game rants last week. The coach decided to set an example by sitting starters Jaamal Charles (45.1) and Matt Schaub (39), the example added nother two numbers for the K's into the loser column.

Pardue Bruisermakers					Kav`s Kavanators
166.72					128.02

Pardue moves to 4-0 and Kav has proclaimed he will hold no more pep rally's before the games start. 128 will get you a loss most every week, unfortunately, it gets you two this week. Kav had some players on the bench taht could have helped out, but hindsight is not a productive tactic. Pardue keeps chugging along...

Temp`s Texas Boys					McKevitt Meatstyx
161.32					175.62

The McKevitt Meatstyx sent the Texas team to a loss in their second straight week. The Styx silenced all doubters of his selection of MJD early in the draft and if MJD has returned to previous years form, this team is a playoff contender.  Temp got 17.7 from Julio Jones and Jared Cook in the loss. , Cedric Benson's 19 on the bench was the difference.

Frost`s Furrious Flurries					Wallie`s Texas Stars
114.92					153.42

Wallie's Texas Stars had Torrey Smith (30.7). Frost had Chad Greenway (25.5). The Texas Stars entered the contest 0-2 and on the verge of a loss season, they exited the week 2-2 and in the middle of a playoff spot. Frost on the other hand has moved from a contender to a bottom feeder possibility.

Zima Ruskies					Standout Coalition
137.5					138.4

The Zima Ruskies pulled the almost impossible feat of losing this game. Trailing by less than 5 points entering the contest he had two players remaining, a wide receiver and defensive back while the Coalition only had a defensive back left. Zima saw his players combine for a mere 5.2 points and the Coalition pulled off a squeeker. If there is ever an example of anything is possible in the eSFL, look no further. Zima moves to the bottom of the Global at 0-4 with "my best team ever".

D Crownholder					Flish`s Crazy Daizys
125.7					100.12

Both teams performed as expected, LOSERS!

Rhodes Runners					Miami Brownskins
165.42					188.92

The Brownskins keep the winning ways in tact with another solid week. The Runners perform admirably but fall to the better unit.

Whitmore Workhorse					Perdew Pulverizers
205.86					176.98

A high scoring battle that ends with Whitmore at .500 for the season after a slow 0-2 start. Led by Roethlisberger's 50 this contest was over by Sunday's late games. Good for you Whit!

Igama Sweaty Palms					Fields Fanatix
75.42					179.52

SLAP! Get up Beeeech! Igama never got up and the contest was declared a TKO at exactly 12:17 ET on Sunday. It's a shame the defending champs had no desire, pathetic. It's evident the Sweaty Palms think that a lucky 2011 will mean he will have a lucky 2012, won't happen.

Viall Vigilante					Texan Bruisers
128.2					155.1

The Bruisers move to 4-0 and the Vigilante prove why they have been the laughing stock of the league the past three years. Poor coaching leads the vigilante to another loss and a big hole to climb out of. Six wins will likely earn a team a playoff spot, Texan Bruisers likely need just two mor over the next 9 weeks.

Pardue Bruisermakers					Zima Ruskies
166.72					137.5

Pardue posted his standard 160 plus while Zima score dhis average of 137.5, no surprises. You trade away a second round pick and think you are good enough to overcome it, get lost loser!

Temp`s Texas Boys					D Crownholder
161.32					125.7

Who's worse, Zima or Crownholder. Thus far you couldn't build a winning team from their rosters combined. Temp earns a split for the week and is right where he wants to be entering the leagues bye week games.

Frost`s Furrious Flurries					Rhodes Runners
114.92					165.42
12					12

As mentioned, Frost didn't come to play this week with an offensive team the looks like, well, SHIT! Rhodes is normal and moves into the bye weeks with a lot of questions to be resolved.

Money Team					Flish`s Crazy Daizys
153.72					100.12

Popular radio personality T. Rhodes was heard predicting the Flowers wouldn't match last weeks team total of 190 in both their games combined this week. The Money team needed a win and got it with a respectful showing. The Flowers have a lot of work to do.

McKevitt Meatstyx					Miami Brownskins
175.62					188.92

mcKevitt gave the powerfull Brownskins a battle but came up short. The Maimi team looks like the cream of the division and one of the top teams in the Nebula conference after three nice weeks. McKevitt looks like a team that can win enough to get into the tourney that awards the winner a RING!

Klimko K`s					Dlugiewicz Fight`n Pollacks
91.88					110.48

Noone deserved to win this contest, and noone did because both teams are scrambling for answers entering the toughest parts of their schedules.
In the remnants of a tattered wreck of a press room; tables overturned, podiums kicked over, reporters were left with their mouths agape. Each reporter staring at one another asking `what the hell just happened?` When Coach K came out to field questions regarding the Fightin` Pollacks debacle...he glared at Fransico Rivera, beat writer for the Minnesota times. `They are who we thought they were...if you wanna crown their ass, go ahead and crown `em!!` He then threw a left hook to the side of the podium, nearly knocking it over. He continued to lift the podium, hurl it at Mr. Rivera, stepped off the stage and kicked over the front row of reporters tables, and stormed out. No member of the Klimko K`s front office could be reached for comment.

Wallie`s Texas Stars					Kav`s Kavanators
153.42					128.02

If you ever needed a reminder that shit talking before a game is not good, listen to the Kavanator coach rap about how his team is gonna roll in the eSFL. Rapping before a big week in the eSFL rather than coaching, not a good thing. I will soon have the performance posted so everyone can listen. "Regroup Kavanators....regroup or we will be bottom feeders" should have been the lyrics to that song.

Standout Coalition					W. Virginia Venom
138.4					177.9

West Virginia Venom gets two big wins this week. The Coalition are looking for a good coach in week four, any takers?

Brady Bunch					Orange Crush
149.74					139

A close game that the Bunch held on to win. Murray and Bennett edge out Brady and Washington in a contest that saw no excitement, just steady play across the rosters.
Thats week three recaps! Good luck in week 4. The Standout Coalition team will be coached by Bruce Ron Pardue in week four and he will be sent the password soon. He has full owner rights but cannot trade or make IR roster moves.