Week 1, 2012- RECAPS

Recaps-week1:

Perdew 157.52 at Igama 173.12

The defending league champs opened the season just like they finished last year. Aaron Rodgers and Ray Lewis were the team scoring leaders in a close contest that the Sweaty Palms pulled away late.

Lewis,Ray	LB	BAL	21.5
T-A-S: 11-3-1

Rodgers,Aaron	QB	GB	32.82
Pass: 30-44-303-1  Rush: 5-27  Sck: 3  TDs: p1,p10,  2pt: p,

Perdew's Arian Foster led the team with 25.5 and kicker Billy Cundiff kicked in 22 in the loss.

Texan 165.56 at Fields 136.02

The Texan Bruisers dominated the Fanatix and the losing team announced afterwards they wanted a new team logo. The Bruisers were led by quarterback Matt Ryan while the rest of the team failed to show up. "We had enough today, but moving forward there are a lot of areas we need to improve in", said head coach Chaz Temp.

46.86	ATL	QB	Ryan,Matt
Pass: 23-31-299-0  Rush: 3-25  Sck: 1  TDs: p8,p14,r5,p7,

Coach Fields liked what he saw from running back Matt Forte who led the team offensively, but a coaching blunder resulted in his team using a kicker that is not on an NFL roster. DeQwell Jackson led the team with 24.

Viall 220.84 at Whitmore 141.6

The Viall Vigilante won for only the third time in there past 24 contest and placed the rest of the conference on notice. Led by kicker David Akers' 33 points the team saw production across the board. The Workhorse never was in the contest but posted a respectful 141.6 in the loss.

33	SF	PK	Akers,David
XPs: 3-0  FG Made: 40,43,63,

27.84	NE	QB	Brady,Tom
Pass: 23-31-236-0  Rush: 2-1  Sck: 1  TDs: p23,p2,

Temp 179.9 at Frost 166.48

Temp's Texas Boy's defeated long time rival Frost in a close contest that just may have been decided by a kicker that did not play. Frost started N. Rackers who was not on a NFL team. Temp was led by restricted free agent wide receiver Julio Jones' 28.8.

28.8	ATL	WR	Jones,Julio
Rec: 6-108  TDs: c8,c14,

D 140.96 at Zima 130.72

The Crownholder/Ruskies battle continued as these lifetime rivals matched each other blow for blow. The Crownholder won the contest but decided to make no comment after the game on the results. Crownholder were aided to victory by Drew Brees 32.36 and kicker Blair Walsh booted in 20.

32.36	NO	QB	Brees,Drew
Pass: 24-52-339-2  Sck: 2  TDs: p20,p33,p2,

20	MIN	PK	Walsh,Blair
XPs: 2-0  FG Made: 20,42,55,38,

Pardue 145.14 at Rhodes 112.48

The Pardue Bruisermakers dominated the Runners with consistency across the lineup and were led by quarterback Phillip Rivers' 20.64. "We will take it, however, I believe more production will be needed from all positions for this team to compete for a title in 2012", coach Pardue commented following the game. The Runners failed in all areas and was highlighted by several coaching mistakes. "It's not easy being the commissioner, time spent running the league hinders my coaching abilities. It's not my fault and for those jackasses I heard booing and making inappropriate comments from the crowd, you can kiss my ass", coach Rhodes told Suzy Kolber as he was leaving the field.

20.64	SD	QB	Rivers,Philip
Pass: 24-33-231-0  Rush: 1--2  Sck: 1  TDs: p6,

Nebula Conference

Flish 103.94 at McKevitt 167.82

Great football minds prove they can overcome adversity and coach McKevitt of the Meatstyx demonstrated he is in that elite group who can do just that. Draft day issues and two-a-day concerns were thrown aside as the Meatstyx pounded the Crazee Daizee team. McKevitt was led by running back Steven Ridley's 26.3. "This team will compete, if anyone out there thought otherwise, I suggest you re-evaluate the tools you use to make that determination, we are here to win and will do so", McKevitte said. Crazee Daizees could not be located for comment.

Ridley,Stevan	RB	NE	26.3
Rush: 21-125  Rec: 2-27  TDs: r1,

Dlugiewicz 155.92 at Miami 192.82

"We are not the Mona Lisa of the league, but I believe we will be a team that will be displayed in high regard when it's all said and done", coach Brown stated during his post game news conference. Led by quarterback Aaron Rodgers 32.82 the Brownskins defeated the much aligned Fight'ng Plllacks easily. The Pollacks also showed the league that they would be a team to reckon with by scoring 155.92, a number that likely would win six or seven games in a year.

Rodgers,Aaron	QB	GB	32.82
Pass: 30-44-303-1  Rush: 5-27  Sck: 3  TDs: p1,p10,  2pt: p,

Klimko 168.98 vs Money Team 166.78

This game is not official at this time and is currently under review. The commissioners mathematics have this contest at 168.98 for both teams, a tie. The tie would only be the second in league history and ironically the K's were involved in the first back in 2004.
The Klimko team overcame pre-season drama to build a nice week one group that should be able to win four or five games this season, a compliment to say the least. They were led by Julio Jones and Brandon Marshall, both acquired via trades. "For the life of me, I am amazed at the ignorance of these fantasy football coaches who trade away their best in return for a position, I will use their ignorance to my advantage and all the way to the Ballistic Bowl", Klimko screamed at the sparsely populated post game  news conference. The Money team is hoping the contest is still not out of reach and their coach released a statement just minutes ago that said he has total confidence in the league an commissioner to closely evaluate the games scoring.

28.8	ATL	WR	Jones,Julio
Rec: 6-108  TDs: c8,c14,

26.9	CHI	WR	Marshall,Brandon
Rec: 9-119  TDs: c3,

Standout 163.06 at Brady Bunch 202.36

The Brady Bunch team walloped the Vintage Conference team by 40 points. Led by quarterback Matt Ryan they were able to hold off the Coalition  who made a late surge. Something tells me these two teams will meet in the postseason.

Ryan,Matt	QB	ATL	46.86
Pass: 23-31-299-0  Rush: 3-25  Sck: 1  TDs: p8,p14,r5,p7,

Forte,Matt	RB	CHI	23.6
Rush: 16-80  Rec: 3-40  TDs: r6,

W. Virginia 118.92 at Kav 195.92

With all the hype the venom failed to meet expections as the Kavanators won this game easily.  Production from top to bottom the Kavanators catapulted themselves towards the top of the division in playoff potential.

Cutler,Jay	QB	CHI	27.92
Pass: 21-35-333-1  Rush: 4--4  Sck: 2  TDs: p3,p42,

Wallie's 112.1 at Orange 203.4

Remove all doubts from your minds, the Orange Crush are not just a fancy logo and team name. Tom Brady and Frank Gore pounded a pathetic Texas Stars unit that was the second lowest point production of the week behind the Crazee Daizees.

Brady,Tom	QB	NE	27.84
Pass: 23-31-236-0  Rush: 2-1  Sck: 1  TDs: p23,p2,

Gore,Frank	RB	SF	20.9
Rush: 16-112  Rec: 1-1  TDs: r23,

What we learned from week one in the eSFL:

Draft day is over rated.
Kickers can win games.
Coaching decides outcomes.
Defense is important.
Luck is the king of fantasy football.
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