With so many games to re-cap we will highlight a few interesting outcomes and the rest will be quick and short.
- Whitmore Defeats Perdew!!
Whitmore 205.86 Perdew 176.98
Whitmore
(205.86) Takes Down Perdew (176.98)! Very few saw the Workhorse winning
two games this wee after an 0-2 start and schedule that included the
high scoring Pulverizers. Whitmore was led by Ben Roethlisberger's 50
plus points (Pass: 36-49-384-0 Rush: 1-8 Sack: 1 TDs: p4,p4,p22,p11),
and a wide receiver group that got 50 combined. Perdew's A.J. Green got
34.5
(Rush: 1-11 Rec: 9-183 TDs: c73) and Mike Wallace added 26.5 (Rush: 1-1 Rec: 8-123 TDs: c22) in the loss.
- Brady Bunch pounds Viall!
Brady Bunch 149.74 Viall Vigilante 128.2
Team
Brady Bunch continued their winning ways and the Viall Vigilante
returned to their familiar loser role. Led by RGIII's 30 plus the Bunch
didn't need anything remarkeable from the rest of their team to take
down the punchless Vigilante and send them to 1-3. Tom Brady (25.9) and
Demarcus Ware(21.5) were the only players the Vigilante had that came
to play.
| Perdew Pulverizers |  |  | |  | Orange Crush |
| 176.98 | | 139 |
The
Pulverizers salvaged a win in the double header week with a respectful
176.98. The Orange Crush's 32 from two defensive players were not enough
as their running game only produced 12 points. Michael Bush's 18 on the
bench would have been nice but not enough.
| Igama Sweaty Palms | |  | |  | W. Virginia Venom |
| 75.42 | | 177.9 |
The
West Virginia Venom was all over the pathetic Sweaty Palms early and
the game was never in doubt. Venom head coach "Slick" was seen
celebrating victory at 2 p.m. et and Igama was still proclaiming he has a
chance at 5 p.m. et Monday night. Peyton Manning and Calvin Johnson
were the stars here, scoring 30 plus each.
| Fields Fanatix | |  | |  | Dlugiewicz Fight`n Pollacks |
| 179.52 | | 110.48 |
The
Fields Fanatix worked several hours Sunday morning trying to pull off a
three way deal that would have netted his team star wideout Calvin
Johnson. The trade did not happen and Fields watched his team respond
with a blowout of the Pollacks. Wes Welker and Tony Gonzalez both scored
20 plus and Thomas deCoud led the team with 26. Dlugiewicz saw Ray Rice
post 29 and also had Gonzalez, but the rest of his team didn't want
anything to do with the Fanatix. Chad Greenway's 25.5 on Dlugiewicz
bench would not have had any impact on the outcome.
| Whitmore Workhorse | |  | |  | Money Team |
| 205.86 | | 153.72 |
The
Whitmore team entered the week 0-2 and end the week 2-0 with sweeps of
Perdew and this Money Team. Just what the doctor ordered for Whit in a
time of need, 205 points. Roethlisberger's 50 plus was a performance the
Money unit could not match. However, Money performed well enough to win
most games with his 153.72 and was led by A.J. Green's 34.5.
The
big deal in this one was that Money had Roethlisberger's 50 on his
bench and starting quarterback Romo only scored 6.32, a 40 point swing
that would have made this contest very close.
| Texan Bruisers | |  | |  | Klimko K`s |
| 155.1 | | 91.88 |
The
Texan Bruisers moved to 4-0 with the help of a pathetic K's team that
simply failed to listen to coach Klim's post game rants last week. The
coach decided to set an example by sitting starters Jaamal Charles
(45.1) and Matt Schaub (39), the example added nother two numbers for
the K's into the loser column.
| Pardue Bruisermakers | |  | |  | Kav`s Kavanators |
| 166.72 | | 128.02 |
Pardue
moves to 4-0 and Kav has proclaimed he will hold no more pep rally's
before the games start. 128 will get you a loss most every week,
unfortunately, it gets you two this week. Kav had some players on the
bench taht could have helped out, but hindsight is not a productive
tactic. Pardue keeps chugging along...
| Temp`s Texas Boys | |  | |  | McKevitt Meatstyx |
| 161.32 | | 175.62 |
The
McKevitt Meatstyx sent the Texas team to a loss in their second
straight week. The Styx silenced all doubters of his selection of MJD
early in the draft and if MJD has returned to previous years form, this
team is a playoff contender. Temp got 17.7 from Julio Jones and Jared
Cook in the loss. , Cedric Benson's 19 on the bench was the difference.
| Frost`s Furrious Flurries | |  | |  | Wallie`s Texas Stars |
| 114.92 | | 153.42 |
Wallie's
Texas Stars had Torrey Smith (30.7). Frost had Chad Greenway (25.5).
The Texas Stars entered the contest 0-2 and on the verge of a loss
season, they exited the week 2-2 and in the middle of a playoff spot.
Frost on the other hand has moved from a contender to a bottom feeder
possibility.
| Zima Ruskies | |  | |  | Standout Coalition |
| 137.5 | | 138.4 |
The
Zima Ruskies pulled the almost impossible feat of losing this game.
Trailing by less than 5 points entering the contest he had two players
remaining, a wide receiver and defensive back while the Coalition only
had a defensive back left. Zima saw his players combine for a mere 5.2
points and the Coalition pulled off a squeeker. If there is ever an
example of anything is possible in the eSFL, look no further. Zima moves
to the bottom of the Global at 0-4 with "my best team ever".
| D Crownholder | |  | |  | Flish`s Crazy Daizys |
| 125.7 | | 100.12 |
Both teams performed as expected, LOSERS!
| Rhodes Runners | |  | |  | Miami Brownskins |
| 165.42 | | 188.92 |
The Brownskins keep the winning ways in tact with another solid week. The Runners perform admirably but fall to the better unit.
| Whitmore Workhorse | | | | | Perdew Pulverizers |
| 205.86 | | 176.98 |
A
high scoring battle that ends with Whitmore at .500 for the season
after a slow 0-2 start. Led by Roethlisberger's 50 this contest was over
by Sunday's late games. Good for you Whit!
| Igama Sweaty Palms | | | | | Fields Fanatix |
| 75.42 | | 179.52 |
SLAP!
Get up Beeeech! Igama never got up and the contest was declared a TKO
at exactly 12:17 ET on Sunday. It's a shame the defending champs had no
desire, pathetic. It's evident the Sweaty Palms think that a lucky 2011
will mean he will have a lucky 2012, won't happen.
| Viall Vigilante | |  | | | Texan Bruisers |
| 128.2 | | 155.1 |
The
Bruisers move to 4-0 and the Vigilante prove why they have been the
laughing stock of the league the past three years. Poor coaching leads
the vigilante to another loss and a big hole to climb out of. Six wins
will likely earn a team a playoff spot, Texan Bruisers likely need just
two mor over the next 9 weeks.
| Pardue Bruisermakers | | | | | Zima Ruskies |
| 166.72 | | 137.5 |
Pardue
posted his standard 160 plus while Zima score dhis average of 137.5, no
surprises. You trade away a second round pick and think you are good
enough to overcome it, get lost loser!
| Temp`s Texas Boys | | | | | D Crownholder |
| 161.32 | | 125.7 |
Who's
worse, Zima or Crownholder. Thus far you couldn't build a winning team
from their rosters combined. Temp earns a split for the week and is
right where he wants to be entering the leagues bye week games.
| Frost`s Furrious Flurries | | | | | Rhodes Runners |
| 114.92 | | 165.42 |
| 12 | | 12 |
As
mentioned, Frost didn't come to play this week with an offensive team
the looks like, well, SHIT! Rhodes is normal and moves into the bye
weeks with a lot of questions to be resolved.
| Money Team | | | | | Flish`s Crazy Daizys |
| 153.72 | | 100.12 |
Popular
radio personality T. Rhodes was heard predicting the Flowers wouldn't
match last weeks team total of 190 in both their games combined this
week. The Money team needed a win and got it with a respectful showing.
The Flowers have a lot of work to do.
| McKevitt Meatstyx | | | | | Miami Brownskins |
| 175.62 | | 188.92 |
mcKevitt
gave the powerfull Brownskins a battle but came up short. The Maimi
team looks like the cream of the division and one of the top teams in
the Nebula conference after three nice weeks. McKevitt looks like a team
that can win enough to get into the tourney that awards the winner a
RING!
| Klimko K`s | | | | | Dlugiewicz Fight`n Pollacks |
| 91.88 | | 110.48 |
Noone
deserved to win this contest, and noone did because both teams are
scrambling for answers entering the toughest parts of their schedules.
In
the remnants of a tattered wreck of a press room; tables overturned,
podiums kicked over, reporters were left with their mouths agape. Each
reporter staring at one another asking `what the hell just happened?`
When Coach K came out to field questions regarding the Fightin` Pollacks
debacle...he glared at Fransico Rivera, beat writer for the Minnesota
times. `They are who we thought they were...if you wanna crown their
ass, go ahead and crown `em!!` He then threw a left hook to the side of
the podium, nearly knocking it over. He continued to lift the podium,
hurl it at Mr. Rivera, stepped off the stage and kicked over the front
row of reporters tables, and stormed out. No member of the Klimko K`s
front office could be reached for comment.
| Wallie`s Texas Stars | | | | | Kav`s Kavanators |
| 153.42 | | 128.02 |
If
you ever needed a reminder that shit talking before a game is not good,
listen to the Kavanator coach rap about how his team is gonna roll in
the eSFL. Rapping before a big week in the eSFL rather than coaching,
not a good thing. I will soon have the performance posted so everyone
can listen. "Regroup Kavanators....regroup or we will be bottom feeders"
should have been the lyrics to that song.
| Standout Coalition | | | | | W. Virginia Venom |
| 138.4 | | 177.9 |
West Virginia Venom gets two big wins this week. The Coalition are looking for a good coach in week four, any takers?
| Brady Bunch | |  | | | Orange Crush |
| 149.74 | | 139 |
A
close game that the Bunch held on to win. Murray and Bennett edge out
Brady and Washington in a contest that saw no excitement, just steady
play across the rosters.
Thats week three recaps! Good luck in
week 4. The Standout Coalition team will be coached by Bruce Ron Pardue
in week four and he will be sent the password soon. He has full owner
rights but cannot trade or make IR roster moves.
