Week 3 Recaps-2013

  

Rams 168.98--------Oilers 119.64

The Houston Oilers' Drew Brees made sure any thoughts of victory by the Oilers was quickly eliminated from their minds with a 45.18 post. Defensive back T. Mathieu added 18. The Oilers remain in the middle of playoff contention at 2-2 while the Bob Templin team looks to have taken full control of the Nebula Orion at 4-0.

  

Duckies 176.46--------Stars 90.50

Thre defensive players with 14 and wideout A. Brown's 40 was all the Duckies needed to send the flaccid Texas Stars to their first loss of the season. The Duckies get their first franchise win in the upset of the week.

  

Humanoid 175.70--------Bunch 150.14

The Legendary Humanoid won their first game of the season and first in franchise history to become the greatest 1-3 team in all of fantasy football, worldwide folks, yes sir. 

  

Pollacks 160.86--------Daisies 155.96

Justin Houston tied fell short of the eSFL record for most points scored by a linebacker with 52 (The most points scored by a LB in the eSFL (non-start or start modern era 2007 plus) is 52.5. Sean Phillips (Kav), week 4, 2010). Unfortunately for the Perdew II team it wasn't enough to handle the powerhouse Fighting Pollack team. Peyton Manning (42) and a group of double digit performers made sure the Perdew II team recognizes who their daddy is. Dlugiewicz sits atop the Nebula Helix with a 4-0 record.

  

Crush 167.48--------Money 105.36

Crush move to .500 while the Money team motions to start season over (1-3).

  

 'Cats 188.60--------'Skins 109.64

The Billy Cats lead the Nebula Confernce in points fielded. The Brownskins lead the Nebula Conference is least points fielded. What else needs to be stated?

  

 Whiz Kings 137.32--------K's 133.50

Klimko K's losses (2) this season were by a grand total of 5 points.

Snoop moves to 2-2. The coaches office lights were on all night in Klimmerville, likely trying to calculate this weeks game to come out in his favor.

  

Rough Riders 120.92--------Crownholder 118.40

During most sporting events the crowd is entertained with the ballad "7 Nation Army", during this contest they were entertained with a ballad called "2 Teams Suck".

  

Bruisermakers 146.84--------Flurries 141.56

The Pardue Bruisermakers beat the Frost Furrious Flurries for the 15th time in franchise history. Yes folks, thats 15-2, total domination. This weeks contest was a close one however, one the Frost team probably feels they gave away.

 

Texas Boy's 157.48--------Bruisers 128.16

Both teams are owned by someone with the last name of Templin, the similarities don't end there though, both teams also suck. Someone had to win so the league veteran stood up and took charge. Bruisers 0-4 are in deep kimche. 

  

Defending Champs 184.74--------Whitmore 141.3

The Ruskies win their 3rd in a row with a 52 from Justin Houston. The Workhorse team drops to 0-4 and are probably going to turn out to be a spoiler at some point in the season.

  

Sweaty Palms 139.54--------Runners 130.16

 Igama held on by the skin on their teeth, Peyton fumbled (breaking news) and Tracy Porter didn't want any part of this game. Rhodes scored a total of  21 points from 2 running backs and 3 wide receivers.

  

Fields pounded the Pulverizers by 80 points and broke the league record for most points fielded in a week with 245.4, (241.5 by the Fields Fanatix in 2009 week 6) . When you get beat by 80 your logo doesnt go up on the board Josh.

  

Viall 139.08--------Kav 137.86

 With Viall's luck the score will be changed on Wendsday and he will lose. Kav loses for first time this season while Viall gets first win, imigane that Ron Kav.