Week 2 in the eSFL 2013 has passed and several teams have placed themselves into a deep hole with a 0-3 start. The week was a doubleheader, something I personally do not like but understand it is a must to be able to make an even schedule. In the past we had two doubleheader weeks which I totally despised. However, looking at those past seasons I cannot find an instance where one could say the doubleheader weeks was a sole cause for a team to not make the postseason. Anyway, lets recap week 2, 2013.
| VIALL VIGILANTE (Pathetic, another slow start. maybe ownership should just relocate to the yahoo!)
| 127.38 | Box |
PARDUE BRUISERMAKERS (Patriots of the eSFL? the only thing pardue is missing is a ballistic bowl ring. this just might be the year.)
| 215.12 |
| PERDEW PULVERIZERS (Chest Pounding to early...The Pulverizers was beaming on Sunday night esfl radio, let the games play out before you determine you are the best team ever) | 171.64 | Box |
ZIMA RUSKIES (what champions do, steady, relaxed, tweek, adjust, win! monday night was a treat to watch for ruskies)
| 175.56 |
| IGAMA SWEATY PALMS (from the coaching tree of t. rhodes, igama does it with defense once again) | 179.9 | Box |
WHITMORE WORKHORSE (lynch couldn't make up for the defensive liabilities this week)
| 166.52 |
| KAV`S KAVANATORS (kiko alonso? best team in organiztions history but eli won't win a title at his current level of play) | 174.18 | Box |
RHODES RUNNERS (146 without a decent wr, rb, and no te points.....waiting for bell and roddy white to start producing)
| 146.78 |
FIELDS FANATIX (defense=check, rb=check. where are the wideouts and running backs? held on but dont pound the
chest as it may be a long season without some changes) | 151.62 | Box |
TEMP`S TEXAS BOYS (the least appreciated owner in history has the least appreciated team in 2013, because they suck
right now. quarterback play has been a joke)
| 141.78 |
| TEXAN BRUISERS (defense scored 57, offense scored 49, that folks will result in a shitload of losses) | 119.5 | Box |
R.R. ROUGH RIDERS (the league forgot to send out invitations to the mutt bowl, sorry. two weeks in a row for the roughriders, but they got a win and move on to week 3...rooof rooooof)
| 131.66 |
| FROST`S FURRIOUS FLURRIES (looks like frost has a decent team for the first time in four years. defense was awesome, don't bank on te play being the same all year) | 199.3 | Box |
D CROWNHOLDER (104? any team that scores 104 points in a doubleheader week should get 4 losses. junk, rubbish, etc)
| 104.68 |
| KLIMKO K`S (two weeks in a row the klimko team has been in barnburners, two years in a row the klimko team has been a bottomfeeder) | 147.42 | Box |
WALLIE`S TEXAS STARS (your qb gets 3.78 and you win? gift or the luck team of 2013, haven't decided yet)
| 148.48 |
| PSYCHO BILLIECATS (once again a team that didnt draft but beating people and their asses. love it now because its short lived) | 201.02 | Box |
FLISH`S CRAZY DAIZYS (perdew 2 post a nice 167 in the loss column, maybe let the wife set her own lineup josh?)
| 167.4 |
| MONEY TEAM (see rand r roughriders for an example of crappers) | 134.98 | Box |
DLUGIEWICZ FIGHT`N POLLACKS (no love, no problem, off to a 3-0 start and laughing at the haters)
| 177.08 |
| SNOOPS WHIZ KINGS (daddy can i play in the esfl please...yes son, but get used to losing....daddy where is my money and ring i won? igama keeps on surprising.) | 162.36 | Box |
ORANGE CRUSH (last years nebula conference beast looked like this years nebula conference least....
| 113.88 |
| MIAMI BROWNSKINS (if you don't score the league weekly average its called destiny..destined to lose bub, unless you are whitmore or chaz) | 141.66 | Box |
BRADY BUNCH (ok, not great but we made it through, time to roll off about 7 in a row, ho hum)
| 151.2 |
| LEGENDARY HUMANOID (hey, 143 has to be the best output from the worst team in league history. not so fast folks, two legends run this outfit and at seasons end will be in the hunt, yes sir) | 143.8 | Box |
BAKKEN OILERS (you must be this tall to play :, ok, so someone named viall broke 190, its world news for sure)
| 192.52 |
| F. B. RUBBER DUCKIES (squeek squeek) | 161.64 | Box |
HOUSTON RAMS (lets see, i'll put up 200 in week 1, 180 in
week 2, be 3-0, thats as far as i have planned out but will work on it this evening for sure. solid team folks)
| 181.78 |
| BRADY BUNCH (Couldn't get a sweep this week as the pee wee oilers slapped 'em around, but a split and sitting pretty) | 151.2 | Box |
BAKKEN OILERS (breaking news, the bakken oilers have won more games in one week than joel vaill has won in three
years combined)
| 192.52 |
| LEGENDARY HUMANOID (lose two this week, at least that won't happen again this season) | 143.8 | Box |
FLISH`S CRAZY DAIZYS (down goes fields...down goes fields)
| 167.4 |
| DLUGIEWICZ FIGHT`N POLLACKS (pollacks get a weekly sweep and are 3-0, everyone in this league needs to start showing respect for the owner of this outfit) | 177.08 | Box |
F. B. RUBBER DUCKIES (squeek, squeek. lost 2 this week
but 161 isn't something to be alarmed about, ownership is however)
| 161.64 |
| MIAMI BROWNSKINS (you will almost always lose with less than the weekly average. 0-3 start puts this team in serious trouble) | 141.66 | Box |
WALLIE`S TEXAS STARS (barely met week average and got two wins, this has got to bee the stars season!)
| 148.48 |
| SNOOPS WHIZ KINGS (if you can't go outside and piss go to the bottom of the heap) | 162.36 | Box |
HOUSTON RAMS (3-0 to start, the only thing that can take this team down is massive injuries and poor coaching, we will see....)
| 181.78 |
| PSYCHO BILLIECATS (how in the hell can the billiecats put up 201 points without drafting and no 2-a-days?) | 201.02 | Box |
MONEY TEAM (do not pass go, go directly to the outhouse, do not collect any wins because ohio state sux too)
| 134.98 |
| KLIMKO K`S (if your opponent puts up 113 you gotta win or quit) | 147.42 | Box |
ORANGE CRUSH (last year was a fluke, but, so could this week, so keep on chugging away and see what happens i guess)
| 113.88 |
| TEMP`S TEXAS BOYS (this team should not have won a game, guess the head to head format gives everyon a chance to do so) | 141.78 | Box |
R.R. ROUGH RIDERS (mutts)
| 131.66 |
| TEXAN BRUISERS (what? bruisers didnt win with 119? in past seasons 119 would have been enough to lead this unit to a division title) | 119.5 | Box |
ZIMA RUSKIES (last years champ rebounds from a week one letdown, need for rb's are great however)
| 175.56 |
WHITMORE WORKHORSE (pony power wasn't enough against a stout frost unit this week. need defenive
upgrades to compete) | 166.52 | Box |
FROST`S FURRIOUS FLURRIES (just leave em alone buddy, you got yourself a team that has a chance)
| 199.3 |
| FIELDS FANATIX (had ownership put down the ping g-20 driver on sunday it would have been a decent day) | 151.62 | Box |
PARDUE BRUISERMAKERS (you aint beat'n me with that garbage)
| 215.12 |
| KAV`S KAVANATORS (ron kav was seen cutting his new rap release after the game....kavanators baby, all the way to the...) | 174.18 | Box |
D CROWNHOLDER (laugh my ass off mofo)
| 104.68 |
| PERDEW PULVERIZERS (thats what you get for gloating and shit, now sit back and let the season play out before you proclaim you are the champion bub) | 171.64 | Box |
IGAMA SWEATY PALMS (wonderful coaching, a chip off the old block)
| 179.9 |
| VIALL VIGILANTE (no even drew brees can change the j. viall hex) | 127.38 | Box |
| RHODES RUNNERS (ok, less than the weekly average, but hey, it was viall we beat, runners won't win 3 more games) | 146.78 |
Houston Rams and Wallies Texas Stars are 3-0 in the Nebula orion.
Dlugiewicz (3-0) is the only undefeated team in the Nebula Helix.
The Nebula conference has three 0-3 teams (F.B., Miami, Legendary).
Vintage Global has two 3-0 teams (Frost and Pardue).
Vintage Appalachian has three 0-3 teams (Texan, Viall, Whitmore).
The Vintage Global is the only division in the league with no 0-3 teams.
Kav Kavanators lead the Vintage with 564 points fielded.
Houston Rams lead the Nebula with 563 points fielded.
The F. B. Rubber Duckies are 0-3 but have scored the most defensive points in the Nebula Conference (147).
The Texan Bruisers are 0-3 but have scored the most defensive points in the Vintage Conference (150).
Pardue leads the league with 492 offensive points scored.
Legendary Humanoid has had the most points fielded against them in the Nebula Conference (569)
Viall Vigilante has had the most points scored against them in the league (599), imagine that.
Thats all folks, week three Insider will be written by Josh and Felicia Perdew.
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