Week 11 Recaps-2009

In a week 11 estandout intra-divisional battle, Temp's Texas Boy's embarrassed a hapless Boot Hill Balut team by a score of 191.68 to 126.96, extending the winning streak for Temp's Texas Boy's to 3 games.

Temp's Texas Boy's were led to their 64.72 point victory by a 38.00 point effort from Ricky Williams, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 119 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 19 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 25.60 point effort from Ryan Grant, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 16 receiving yards. "We're happy we could pull this one out at the end," Temp's Texas Boy's coach Mathew Templin said.
Boot Hill Balut were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.36 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 244 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23.10 point effort from Mike Sims-Walker, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. "They just made the big plays, we could not have won today regardless whom we had started," Boot Hill Balut coach T. Rhodes said. This brings the record for Temp's Texas Boy's to 8-3, and drops Boot Hill Balut to a record of 1-10. Coming up in week 12, the 5-6 Zima Ruskies are at Boot Hill Balut, where Boot Hill Balut are an early 20.8-point favorite, while Temp's Texas Boy's are at the 7-4 Pardue Bruisermakers, where Pardue Bruisermakers are an early 22.2-point underdog.

In a week 11 estandout intra-divisional classic, Zima Ruskies beat a strong D Crownholders team by a score of 151.18 to 125.15, behind the support of 68,633 faithful fans. The Ruskies have positioned themselves for the final playoff spot with the win.
Zima Ruskies were led to their 26.03 point victory by a 26.90 point effort from Sidney Rice, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 89 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Rice was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 18.88 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 17 rushing yards. "This team shows a lot of resiliency," Zima Ruskies coach Jesse Kizima said.
D Crownholders were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.35 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the New York Jets defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21.80 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. "Our defense didn't show up today," D Crownholders coach Jordan Kizima said. Causing further embarrassment, D Crownholders could have scored 170.22 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jordan Kizima left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 38.42 points on the bench. This brings the record for Zima Ruskies to 5-6, and drops D Crownholders to a record of 6-5. Coming up in week 12, Zima Ruskies are at the 1-10 Boot Hill Balut, where Boot Hill Balut are an early 20.8-point favorite, while the 5-6 Frost Furrious Flurries are at D Crownholders, where D Crownholders are an early 10.4-point favorite.

Pardue Bruisermakers squeaked by a tough Frost Furrious Flurries team by a score of 145.82 to 132.93, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,905.

Pardue Bruisermakers were led to their 12.89 point victory by a 30.12 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New York Giants defense for 268 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 26.10 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 45 rushing yards in addition to 104 receiving yards. "We proved we're the better team," Pardue Bruisermakers coach Ron Pardue said. Frost Furrious Flurries were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.73 point effort from Drew Brees, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 187 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 74 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.
"I don't want to point fingers, we are battling for our playoff lives though" Frost Furrious Flurries coach Jeff Frost said. Compounding the issue, Frost Furrious Flurries could have scored 166.33 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeff Frost left key players like Chris Wells and his corresponding 18.90 points on the bench. Pardue Bruisermakers took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 11. This brings the record for Pardue Bruisermakers to 7-4, and drops Frost Furrious Flurries to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 12, Frost Furrious Flurries are at the 6-5 D Crownholders, where D Crownholders are an early 10.4-point favorite, while the 8-3 Temp's Texas Boy's are at Pardue Bruisermakers, where Pardue Bruisermakers are an early 22.2-point underdog.

Perdew Pulverizers beat a fading Whitmore Workhorse team by a score of 151.17 to 111.21, behind the support of 67,407 faithful fans. Perdew Pulverizers were led to their 39.96 point victory by a 35.40 point effort from Wes Welker, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 192 receiving yards in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Welker was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 29.10 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 161 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.  "We weren't going to just lie down, shit fellas we're 3-8, Gunner Bowl here we come!!" Perdew Pulverizers coach Josh Perdew said.
Whitmore Workhorse were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.91 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 299 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 17.50 point effort from Lance Briggs, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 10 tackles.
"These guys have nothing to be ashamed of," Whitmore Workhorse coach Whitmore said.
This brings the record for Perdew Pulverizers to 4-7, and drops Whitmore Workhorse to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 12, the 7-4 Texan Bruisers are at Whitmore Workhorse, where Whitmore Workhorse are an early 19.5-point underdog, while the 7-4 Fields Fanatix are at Perdew Pulverizers, where Perdew Pulverizers are an early 16.1-point underdog.

Fields Fanatix squeaked by a tough Kav's Kavanators team by a score of 175.92 to 174.22, behind the support of 74,063 faithful fans.
Fields Fanatix were led to their slim victory by a 39.92 point effort from Brett Favre, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 213 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Favre was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 28.80 point effort from Hines Ward, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 128 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"A win is a win," Fields Fanatix coach Bruce Fields said.
Kav's Kavanators were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.80 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.67 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 203 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. "Bruce dont feel proud this week you won but dont be proud both your wins against me came by under 2 points!! BLAH!!!," Kav's Kavanators coach Ron Kavanaugh said. Adding salt to the wound, Kav's Kavanators could have scored 182.67 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ron Kavanaugh left key players like Davone Bess and his corresponding 12.30 points on the bench. Kav's Kavanators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 11.
This brings the record for Fields Fanatix to 7-4, and drops Kav's Kavanators to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 12, Fields Fanatix are at the 4-7 Perdew Pulverizers, where Perdew Pulverizers are an early 16.1-point underdog, while the 6-5 Big D are at Kav's Kavanators, where Kav's Kavanators are an early 4.9-point favorite.

Texan Bruisers squeaked by a tough Big D team by a score of 176.55 to 158.91, behind the support of 66,851 faithful fans.

Texan Bruisers were led to their 17.64 point victory by a 31.25 point effort from Matt Schaub, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 305 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 28.40 point effort from Jason Snelling, who got by the New York Giants defense for 76 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 13 receiving yards. "This was a good win for us," Texan Bruisers coach Chaz Templin said.
Big D were helped out in a losing cause by a 37.41 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 344 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 22.50 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 71 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. "The best team won today," Big D coach joel Viall said.
Causing further embarrassment, Big D could have scored 198.71 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but joel Viall left key players like Justin Forsett and his corresponding 24.70 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Texan Bruisers to 7-4, and drops Big D to a record of 6-5.
Coming up in week 12, Texan Bruisers are at the 7-4 Whitmore Workhorse, where Whitmore Workhorse are an early 19.5-point underdog, while Big D are at the 3-8 Kav's Kavanators, where Kav's Kavanators are an early 4.9-point favorite.