Week 10 Preview-09

Week 10 started with a boring game but a productive one in the eSFL. Thursday night games are an indicator that the playoffs are just around the corner and the season is nearing an end. We all don't want the season to end because once it does their is a huge void left in our lives that isn't easily filled. With week ten we have many games that have serious playoff implications and I am going to tell you right now what will happen in those games.

D Crownholders have a championship caliber team that may be one of the eSFL's best ever. With a backfield of Chris Johnson and Marion Barber they cannot be beaten this week. The wide receiver position isn't great. but at times can be very productive. The wonderful play of V. Jackson has been a pleasant surprise for the team but the reverse can be said for Dwayne Bowe and his performance thus far. However, this week the star of the game and league will be V. Shiancoe, who will post 40 plus points.
 On the other hand, the poor Boot Hill Balut. What can be said for a team that was decimated by injuries for the first six weeks and have a 1-8 record? Well, to start with, just when it seems this team is starting to get on a roll their start wide receiver is on a bye week and they are left with a bottom of the barrel receiving core for the week. Sims-Walker has turned out to be a wonderful player, but this is a bad week for him to be a guy the team needs to have a big one, it won't happen. I could go on all day about the Balut, but I won't. Simply said, it just isn't their year and expect another loss this week. However, I will add that everyone in the Gunner Bowl tourney better watch out for this team. This week the Crownholders will win 201-127.

I am not going to go do a predictions style  insider this week. Instead I would like to point out and discuss a few things about the league.
First all, what do you think about an owner calling the commissioner AFTER his game has started and expecting him to remove a player for him from his starting lineup because he didn't know there was a Thursday game? Everyone here knows lineups are auto carried forward from the previous week  and from my viewpoint everyone here is the owner of a professional fantasy football team and should know when people are playing. It's pathetic when these type of owners make their way into the league and year after year expect special treatment from the league and the commissioner office.
Then you have the roster expansion that recently happened. I don't understand the reason behind it and disagree with it. When I contacted the commissioner about the subject he mumbled something about filling out the correct forms and shit. I finally got an answer from him that basically stated that the rosters were expanded because IR spots were removed. The rule is in place so the league can have all money from transaction fees without having to wait until the season is over to get it. I think it sucks, but I ain't shit.
Also, I went to the new official website that we will be using next year and found out the cost of it will be 30 dollars more than what we are paying now. I don't like that either because that will take money from the winning team. When I contacted the league office I was once again told to fill out the correct forms. However I finally persuaded the commissioner to tell me that next year the Gunner Bowl winning prize will be reduced to make up for the difference and the NFL Sunday Ticket Mobile will be offered in it's place. I guess my opinion doesn't matter because I ain't shit.
Then we have these pussies complaining about the Insider not being posted. Hey dickheads, the deadline is Saturday and unlike you I have a life. I play college football and have practice and commitments at school. Sometime we even play a game you know. Oh, wait, I don't think you do know, because none of you pussies ever played big time college football. Well, let me tell you that its a great thing for someone with a high libido, the women are just lined up at my door wanting some action.
Finaly I will break your hearts when I tell you this weeks winners:
Frost by 33
Pardue by 76
Fields by 18
Texan by 11 (will be champs this year)
Perdew by 18
Now, go back to your boring and pathetic lives while I go play big time college football and entertain all the hot women afterwards. Notice I said women, I don't mess with the girls. But once again, my opinion doesn't matter because I ain't shit.