2008-Week 5 by Jordan Kizima

eSFL Insider-2008-Week 5




Posted: Oct 3, 2008 18:10:33 by Jordan Kizima

This article is being written by T. Rhodes as a favor for the very very busy Jordan Kizima.

Week 5`s big matchup is the Fanatix against the Tornadoes. This game has a 1-3 team going against a 3-1 team, but don`t let that make you believe this isn`t an important one. The Tornadoes can not afford to lose this week, although we wouldn`t call it a must win just yet. There are plenty of playoff spots available this season, and I think it is possible several teams will qualify with losing records. However, this matchup is much more than the Fanatix against the Tornadoes. It is a household bragging rights deal, lose it and wait for several weeks to get your revenge. During that wait I am sure the winning team will constantly remind the loser of just what the score was. Look for the Tornadoes to turn things around this week and continue their domination of the Fanatix franchise with another big win here. The combo of P. Manning and R. Wayne will prove to be to much for the Fanatix D. McNabb and S. Smith.

The rest of this weeks games are also very exciting and should all go to the wire. Big `D` adds to their win total and begins to show their strengths for the remainder of the season. The Whitmore team just doesn`t have enough `horses` to keep up here and we expect this to be the only blowout of the week. Big `D` by 85 points.

Perdew will taste the agony of defeat when the Purple team hands them a heartbreaker. As a matter of fact, barring a lot of injuries in the NFL this season, we expect the Perdew team to be on their way to a bigtime losing streak, say 6 in a row. It`ll be a deep hole they will not be able to get out of and will not make the playoffs. As far as this week, Purple will use Greg Jenning and Jared Allen to win by a slim margin of less than 1. Perdew just doesn`t have the coaching experience in this league and will be wishing his lineup had been set differently after this one is over. The Tem Texas Boys take their league leading 651 points to the Crownholder club who is coming off a dissapointing loss last week. The Texas Boys are probably the best 2-2 team you will ever see, and should get better when they get all their players back from injury. The Crownholder on the other hand, is a weak pathetic team that has somehow posted a 3-1 record. Don`t be alarmed folks, this club will be lucky to win 3 more the rest of the way. The Zima vs frost game is nothing remarkable unless your a Fatbacks fan, who can ill afford a 1-4 start. Honestly, I think the Fatbacks are the second best team in the league and will begin to show it to the rest of the league. The Fatbacks win this one and the next 7 in a row. Their opponent has been hampered by TDY status and the inability to properly maintain their organization. We all tip our hat to Jeff for his hard work, but this won`t be a good week in the eSFL for him. On the bright side, it looks like he has a solid team and will be a serious contender for back-back Ballistic Bowl wins. Ron Pardue will try to fight the funk his organization has been in since the final week of 2007. The Rhodes Runners sent his team to its first loss of the season and spoiled their bid for perfection. The club has never rebounded from the loss and has lost 4 of 5 contest since. In conversation with team owner Ron Pardue he places the blame on his being a newlywed and the lack of devotion to upcoming game study time. Look for the Bruisermakers to beat the pathetic Balut by 150 this week and regain their confidence that earned them the nickname MFIC (MO FO in Charge). The Bruisermakers will use this game as a springboard to their first eSFL championship. The Balut on the other hand, well, it will be a long sorry season that will have their fans screaming `Ah Buhay`! Pathetic losers!