Friday, December 14, 2012

2012 Conference Championship-Previews-W/Animated Studio


 
Vintage ConferenceNebula Conference
2012 Conference Championships
(6-7)(8-5)  
Perdew
Pulverizers
Leaders
Zima RuskiesLeadersOrange
Crush Leaders
McKevitt Meatstyx Leaders
Newton,Cam
358.7
Manning,Peyton
389.7
Brady,Tom
423.72
Manning,Eli
289.26
Foster,Arian
303
Peterson,Adrian
311.6
Gore,Frank
217.4
Ridley,Stevan
210.6
Green,A.J.
258.3
Johnson,Calvin
207.7
Smith,Stevn
170
Johnson,Andre
220.9
    
THIS
WEEKS LINE
THIS
WEEKS LINE
FavoriteSpreadUnderdogOver/Under
24365
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65256

All-Time Head to Head Matchups (Regular Season)

All-Time Head to Head Matchups (Regular Season)

This is the first ever meeting between these
teams.
This is the first ever meeting between these
teams.
  

All-Time Head to Head Matchups (Post Season)

All-Time Head to Head Matchups (Post Season)

Perdew defeated Zima in 2009 Gunner Bowl game
and leads all time post season 1-0.
Never met
  

Matchup

Matchup
 
W-L8-56-7
Avg Pts154.43161.67
Avg Points Against141.47160.53
Offensive Points16021732
Defensive Points405369
Division Record7-35-5
 
W-L7-64-9
Avg Pts152.75142.35
Avg Points Against150.36160.11
Offensive Points14601443
Defensive Points525407
Division Record7-33-7

Team eSFL Ranks

Team eSFL Ranks

 
QB514
RB32
WR193
TE417
PK2220
DL86
DB915
LB1619
World80721853
 
QB222
RB1713
WR2217
TE911
PK810
DL1925
DB319
LB112
World29306822
   
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AnalysisAnalysis
The Perdew Pulverizers have made it to the conference championship despite a losing regular season record of 6-7 and a 5-5 division record. The Pulverizers biggest problem this season was trying to run two clubs, once the Flish's Crazy Daisies unit was eliminated coach Perdew dedicated more time to his starting lineup and the attention has paid off with two big playoff wins. Running backs and wide receivers has been the formula here, with a sighting of quarterback play on occasion. If the Pulverizers have any hope of defeating the Ruskies this week Cam Newton must have a near repeat performance of last week.
The Zima Ruskies started slow and have come on strong the past two
months going 8-1 over that period, not including postseason play.
Running back A. Peterson leads the team and a win for the Ruskies
almost all but depends on AP's performance. As you can see, the Ruskies are a pathetic 22nd ranked team with wide receiver performance, an area that must improve if the team wishes to make its second Ballistic Bowl  appearance in team history.
The Nebula Conference championship will be the first inleague history. This game pits a past team owner  against a newcomer, and a mid level team against a bottom feeder that has somehow risen from the depths   of suckland and earned an opprortunity to appear in the     big game next week. This is a blackjack playoff team.
The McKevitt Meatstyx entered the 2012 season with a career 11-16 record, 7-6 in 2006 and 4-10 in '07. The   2006 team surprised the world and made it all the way    to Ballistic Bowl 7, a loss to the Temp's Texas Boy's.
The Orange Crush is led by coach/owner Jason Pozzi,      his first year in the league. The Crush struggled to make the playoffs but finished with a 7-6 record, good for a second wildcard seed in the Orion Division. This game appears to have two teams with a bunch of scrubs.        For the Crush Tom Brady and his defense are the     reasons they are here, plain and simple. For the      McKevitt team, they are here because they must be the luckiest dudes on the face of the planet.
Projection:Zima 185Perdew 167Projection:Orange Crush 155Meatstyx 134
 

2012 Conference Championships-Recaps

 
Vintage Conference Nebula Conference
2012 Conference
Championships-RECAPS
 
(6-7)(8-5)   
 
   
 
144.14TOTAL179.36
116.64OFF137.36
26.5DEF42
 
 
144.62TOTAL139.24
112.12OFF112.24
32.5DEF27
Orange Crush SCORES
 Brady,Tomr1,p5,
 Gore,Frankr3,
 Sproles,Darrenc2,
 Smith,Stevnc4,
 Prater,Matt27,36,
McKevitt Meatstyx SCORES
 Moore,Lancec7,
 Johnson,Andrec3,



Perdew Pulverizers SCORES
Newton,
Cam
P45,
P4
Lynch,
Marshon
R13
Green,
A.J.
C5
  
  
Zima Ruskies SCORES
Witten,
Jason
C17
Manning,
Peyton
P51
Peterson,
Adrian
R82
Tucker,
Justin
45
 
   
Position Totals
Pos
27.14QB17.56
43.3RB54.4
35.6WR43.1
10.6TE15.3
0PK7
3.5DL-
13DB16.5
11LB25.5
144.14Total179.36
 
Position Totals
Pos
32.82QB2.54
38.6RB24.1
26.2WR75.3
3.5TE12.3
11PK-2
-DL-
15.5DB12
17LB15
144.62Total139.24
    
LINE LINE
   
Boxscore
17.56DENQBManning,Peyton
Pass: 17-28-204-0  Sck:
2  TDs: p51,  
23.8DENRBMoreno,Knowshon
Rush: 22-118  Rec:
2-8  TDs: r6,  
30.6MINRBPeterson,Adrian
Rush: 24-212  TDs:
r82,  
5.7CLEWRGordon,Josh
Rec: 3-27  
15.3JACWRBlackmon,Justin
Rec: 6-93  
22.1DETWRJohnson,Calvin
Rec: 10-121  
15.3DALTEWitten,Jason
Rec: 5-43  TDs:
c17,  
7BALPKTucker,Justin
XPs: 2-0  FG Made:
45,  
7PITDBPolamalu,Troy
T-A-S: 7-0-0  
9.5GBDBHayward,Casey
T-A-S: 0-1-0  Ints:
1  
13DALLBSpencer,Anthony
T-A-S: 1-3-1.5  
12.5SFLBBowman,Navorro
T-A-S: 9-3-0  

 
STARTERS
Boxscore
  
NYG/QBManning,Eli 2.54  
Pass: 13-25-161-2   
NE/RBRidley,Stevan 0.2  
Rush: 9-23  Rec:
0-0  Fum: 1  
 
STL/RBJackson,Steve 23.9  
Rush: 13-73  Rec:
8-73  
 
NO/WRMoore,Lance 14.2  
Rec: 4-42  TDs: c7, 
NE/WRLloyd,Brandon 29  
Rec: 10-190   
HOU/WRJohnson,Andre 32.1  
Rec: 11-151  TDs: c3, 
CIN/TEGresham,Jerma 12.3  
Rec: 6-63   
NYG/PKTynes,Lawrenc -2  
XPs: -0  FG Miss: 30, 
BAL/DBReed,Edward 7.5  
T-A-S: 5-1-0   
MIA/DBJones,Reshad 4.5  
T-A-S: 2-1-0   
TB/LBDavid,Lavonte 5.5  
T-A-S: 4-3-0   
JAC/LBPosluszny,Pau 9.5  

   
Boxscore
 Newton,CamQBCAR27.14
Pass: 19-33-231-0  Rush:
4-7  Sck: 2  TDs:
p45,p4,  
 Lynch,MarshawnRBSEA21.7
Rush: 10-113  Rec:
1-14  TDs: r13,  
 Foster,ArianRBHOU21.6
Rush: 27-165  Rec:
2-4  
 Wayne,ReggieWRIND4.4
Rec: 3-14  
 Wallace,MikeWRPIT13.5
Rec: 4-95  
 Green,A.J.WRCIN17.7
Rec: 6-57  TDs:
c5,  
 Olsen,GregTECAR10.6
Rec: 5-56  
 Barth,ConnorPKTB0
Rush:    
 Wake,CameronDLMIA3.5
T-A-S: 1-1-0  
 Harper,RomanDBNO10
T-A-S: 9-2-0  
 Verner,AlterraunDBTEN3
T-A-S: 2-2-0  
 Wagner,BobbyLBSEA11
T-A-S: 10-2-0  

 
STARTERS
Boxscore
 
32.82  Brady,TomQB/NE 
Pass: 36-65-443-2  Rush:
3-11  TDs: r1,p5,
 
22.8  Gore,FrankRB/SF 
Rush: 21-83  Rec:
2-34  TDs: r3,
 
15.8  Sproles,DarreRB/NO 
Rush: 5-22  Rec:
5-21  Ret: 38  TDs: c2,
 
1  Hawkins,AndreWR/CIN 
Rush: 1-9  Rec:
0-0  
 
5.9 Floyd,MalcomWR/SD 
Rec: 2-39   
19.3  Smith,StevnWR/CAR 
Rush: 1-15  Rec:
6-57  TDs: c4,
 
3.5  Myers,BrandonTE/OAK 
Rec: 2-15   
11  Prater,MattPK/DEN 
XPs: 4-0  FG Made:
27,36,  FG Miss: 45,
 
8 Burnett,MorgaDB/GB 
T-A-S: 6-0-0   
7.5 Tillman,CharlDB/CHI 
T-A-S: 3-1-0   
11 Wagner,BobbyLB/SEA 
T-A-S: 10-2-0   
6 Washington,DaLB/ARI  
T-A-S: 5-2-0   

   
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Recap Recap
With one championship under their belt, the Zima
Ruskies are already
eyeing a few others, they expect to begin this holiday season. After
starting the season 0-4, the Ruskies are showing signs they might have
a run in them like the one that carried them to the Ballistic Bowl
title eight years ago. They have assured themselves of a seed in this
years final game and, at 9-5 including postseason, are likely favorites
over the upstart Orange Crush team from the Nebula Conference.
They solidified the opinion that draft day is overrated, this
team
entered the 2012 draft without a second round pick, traded to the Viall
Vigilante. However, looking back on the draft the Zima unit had two
very valuable players fall into their lap in later rounds, A. P. and
Peyton Manning. The performance of both have led the team to 11 wins in
the past 12 weeks, to include three playoff games. The front office
also made a wonderful trade and acquired wide receiver Calvin Johnson
from the Runners, a move that gives the team a chance to win every
week.The
Perdew Pulverizers built the 2012 team around an unheard of two
restricted free agents. The gamble payed off as A.J. Green and Cam
Newton led the team to within a few points of their first ever
Ballistic Bowl appearence. It wasn't to be this year as the Ruskies
simply was to powerfull this week, a win was not possible regardless of
the lineup coach Perdew posted. A Gunner Cup opportunity awaits the
Pulverizers, an opportunity they are likely to take advantage of.
The Ruskies will participate in Ballistic Bowl XII against the Orange
Crush.
 
The
miracle season of the McKevitt Meatstyx has taken a hard hit as the
Orange Crush pulled off an unbelievable victory and will advance to
their first Ballistic Bowl appearence. The Crush battled all day Sunday
and as the evening game kicked off it appeared they were in a great
position to advance to the title game next week. Trailing by 40 points
with their star running back and quarterback remaining, the Crush fans
probably felt as though this would be locked up by halftime of
that game, not the case. A furious comeback by the Brady team
added just enough points for the win, and Mckevitt's fans sat and
watched snap after snap as running back Ridley was relagated to fan
status himself for most of the game after an early fumble lost cost his
team three points.  In hindsite, this was coach McKevitt
trying to
do something you might expect out of Andrew Robinson or Matt Templin,
guys who each have won two Ballistic Bowls, trying to obtain goals that
the teams talent probably could never reach . Do not let this loss
cloud your judgement of the losing team or it's coach, the entire
organization deserves lots of praise for it's ability to overcome,
well, lets say a slow start to the season (draft). Had it not been such
a pathetic performance from the teams quarterback and place kicker this
week the Meatstyx likely would have been the team celebrating.
Bottom line, Crush head coach Jason Pozzi has been
everything that he
imagined himself being when taking the teams vacant coaching job. Part
of the reason this team is where they are is that he had such an
unusual sense of calm about himself under pressure all season long. It
is not unlike what the league has seen with the likes of Tim Meneely or
even Matt Templin, although Pozzi is away from that stage without a
league title at this moment. He had a calm presence in the celebatory
locker room,"It is a little bit crazy, a little bit surreal,
but I'm just trying to keep my head down and trying to keep it going as
long as I can, one more win is what we need" he said.
The Meatstyx advance to the final round of Gunner
Cup 3 next week.
The Crush will meet the Zima Ruskies in
Ballistic Bowl XIII.
 
Projection:Zima
185
 Projection:Orange
Crush  155
Perdew  167 Meatstyx  134