Week 13 Recaps-2009

The eSFL regular season has ended and playoff teams are set. The Gunner Bowl seed drawing will be held on 9 December at 1200 UTC time (0600 CST) and a video of the seed drawing will be placed on the commissioner website. Week 13 games went down like this:
In a week 13 estandout intra-divisional classic, Perdew Pulverizers squeaked by a tough Texan Bruisers team by a score of 158.57 to 147.73, extending the winning streak for Perdew Pulverizers to 3 games.



Perdew Pulverizers head into the Gunner Bowl as one of the hottest teams in the league. In week 13 they were led to victory by a 26.70 point effort from Wes Welker, with 167 receiving yards. They also got a 24.30 point effort from Calvin Johnson, with 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"This was a good win for us, and we look forward to the Gunner Bowl" Perdew Pulverizers coach Josh Perdew said.
The losing Texan Bruisers continued their slide and need to up their game in the playoffs. They were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.80 point effort from Anquan Boldin, 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Boldin was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 23.10 point effort from Vernon Davis who had 111 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"We lost our focus but plan on recovering it for the playoffs," Texan Bruisers coach Chaz Templin said.
Compounding the issue, Texan Bruisers could have scored 198.18 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chaz Templin left key players like Jason Campbell and his corresponding 40.78 points on the bench.
This put the final record for Perdew Pulverizers to 6-7, and dropped the playoff bound Texan Bruisers to a record of 7-6.

Boot Hill Balut beat a strong Frost Furrious Flurries team by a score of 179.17 to 156.21, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,472.

The Boot Hill Balut were led to their second straight victory with a 24.70 point effort from Antonio Gates, with 167 receiving yards. With this performance, Gates was the number 3 ranked tight end for week 13. They also got help from a 24.70 point effort from Knowshon Moreno with 86 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.  "This team shows a lot of heart, hopefully we got the horses for a Gunner Bowl title" Boot Hill Balut coach T. Rhodes said.
Frost Furrious Flurries were helped out in a losing cause by a 36.71 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the the league with 419 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 28.70 point effort from Joseph Addai, with 79 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards.
"Once again, our defense was a non-factor," Frost Furrious Flurries coach Jeff Frost said.
Causing further embarrassment, Frost Furrious Flurries could have scored 204.41 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeff Frost left key players like Roy Williams and his corresponding 24.00 points on the bench.
Boot Hill Balut finishes the season at 3-10 and last place in the Global division while Frost backs into the playoffs at 6-7.

Temp's Texas Boy's ended all playoff hopes of the Zima Ruskies team by a score of 132.65 to 118.89, extending the winning streak for Temp's Texas Boy's to 5 games.

Temp's Texas Boy's were led to their 13.76 point victory by a 28.30 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, 143 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 22.30 point effort from Percy Harvin who had 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 22 rushing yards.
"We knew this would be no cakewalk, they had a lot to play for" Temp's Texas Boy's coach Mathew Templin said.
Zima Ruskies were led in a losing cause by a 29.60 point effort from Jason Witten's 156 receiving yards. With this performance, Witten was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 13. They also got help from a 23.59 point effort from Eli Manning's 241 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.
"The final score is the only statistic that matters, we had our opportunity to make the playoffs and couldn't get it done. We simply are not a playoff caliber team and are headed where we belong, the Gunner Bowl tourney" Zima Ruskies coach Jesse Kizima said.
Compounding the issue, Zima Ruskies could have scored 166.59 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jesse Kizima left key players like Santonio Holmes and his corresponding 28.90 points on the bench.
Temp's Texas Boy's took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for Temp's Texas Boy's to 10-3, and drops Zima Ruskies to a record of 5-8.

In what turned out to be a meaningless game, the Pardue Bruisermakers squeaked by a determined D Crownholders squad and extended the losing streak for D Crownholders to 3 games.

Pardue Bruisermakers were led to their 12.89 point victory by a 28.02 point effort from David Garrard with 238 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 26.40 point effort from Miles Austin, 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"I want to thank the commissioner for such a fine year and look forward to the remaining games," Pardue Bruisermakers coach Ron Pardue said.
D Crownholders were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.33 point effort from Tom Brady, who had 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Chris Johnson, 113 rushing yards in addition to 28 receiving yards.
"Our defense didn't show up today, our team should be embarressed. But we will try and regroup and see what happens in round one of the playoffs", D Crownholders coach Jordan Kizima said.
Causing further embarrassment, D Crownholders could have scored 175.12 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jordan Kizima left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 27.42 points on the bench.
D Crownholders drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for Pardue Bruisermakers to 8-5, and drops D Crownholders to a record of 6-7.

The Fields Fanatix squeaked by Big D team by a score of 137.95 to 124.32, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,567.

Fields Fanatix were led to their 13.63 point victory by a 25.75 point effort from Brett Favre's 275 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 19.70 point effort from Hines Ward, 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.  "This team shows a lot of pride, but pride won't win a Ballistic Bowl" Fields Fanatix coach Bruce Fields said.
Big D was helped out in a losing cause by a 35.62 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, 263 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Darrelle Revis, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.  "He always has his team ready to play, future hall of fame coach" Big D coach joel Viall said.
Adding salt to the wound, Big D could have scored 150.12 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joel Viall left key players like Aaron Schobel and his corresponding 13.50 points on the bench.
Fields Fanatix took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for Fields Fanatix to 8-5, and drops Big D to a record of 7-6.

Whitmore Workhorse beat a strong Kav's Kavanators team by a score of 169.65 to 136.47, extending the losing streak for Kav's Kavanators to 3 games.

Whitmore Workhorse were led to their 33.18 point victory by a 28.70 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 137 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Ochocinco was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 26.60 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 39 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 74 receiving yards.
"We managed to eke out a win," Whitmore Workhorse coach Whitmore said.
Kav's Kavanators were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.67 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 373 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Earl Bennett, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 74 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.  "We got a wake-up call, to bad the alarm has been going off for the past eught weeks" Kav's Kavanators coach Ron Kavanaugh said.
Compounding the issue, Kav's Kavanators could have scored 182.40 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ron Kavanaugh left key players like Kurt Warner and his corresponding 38.60 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Whitmore Workhorse to 9-4, and drops Kav's Kavanators to a record of 3-10.