Week 12 recaps-2009

In a week 12 estandout intra-divisional showdown, Boot Hill Balut squeaked by a tough Zima Ruskies team by a score of 156.1 to 149.80, behind the support of 73,427 faithful fans.

Boot Hill Balut were led to their 9.85 point victory by a 30.80 point effort from Antonio Gates, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Gates was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 12. They also got help from a 21.60 point effort from Knowshon Moreno, who got by the New York Giants defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 19 receiving yards. "We really took it to 'em," Boot Hill Balut coach T. Rhodes said.
Zima Ruskies were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.00 point effort from Jared Allen, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 sacked a qb. With this performance, Allen was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 20.60 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"I'm really sick at my stomach of our guys performance," Zima Ruskies coach Jesse Kizima said.
Causing further embarrassment, Zima Ruskies could have scored 166.57 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jesse Kizima left key players like Jason Witten and his corresponding 15.70 points on the bench. Boot Hill Balut took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Boot Hill Balut to 2-10, and drops Zima Ruskies to a record of 5-7.
Coming up in week 13, Boot Hill Balut are at the 6-6 Frost Furrious Flurries, where Frost Furrious Flurries are an early 2.1-point underdog, while Zima Ruskies are at the 9-3 Temp's Texas Boy's, where Temp's Texas Boy's are an early 32.7-point favorite.

The Frost Furrious Flurries beat the D Crownholders team by a score of 182.34 to 158.88, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,169 and putting the D team on playoff lifesupport.

Frost Furrious Flurries were led to their 21.51 point victory by a 54.09 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 371 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from Marques Colston, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.  "It will feel great to be world champions," Frost Furrious Flurries coach Jeff Frost said.
D Crownholders were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.40 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 154 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Kenny Britt, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 128 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.  "We weren't mentally prepared, gotta get a win this week" D Crownholders coach Jordan Kizima said.
Causing further embarrassment, D Crownholders could have scored 183.28 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jordan Kizima left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 18.10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Frost Furrious Flurries to 6-6, and drops D Crownholders to a record of 6-6.
Coming up in week 13, the 2-10 Boot Hill Balut are at Frost Furrious Flurries, where Frost Furrious Flurries are an early 2.1-point underdog, while D Crownholders are at the 7-5 Pardue Bruisermakers, where Pardue Bruisermakers are an early 0.5-point favorite.

Temp's Texas Boy's beat a strong Pardue Bruisermakers team by a score of 195.6 to 175, extending the winning streak for Temp's Texas Boy's to 4 games.

Temp's Texas Boy's were led to their 23.10 point victory by a 48.50 point effort from Charles Woodson, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Woodson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 26.80 point effort from Percy Harvin, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 45 rushing yards. "We really hooked 'em," Temp's Texas Boy's coach Mathew Templin said.
Pardue Bruisermakers were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.50 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 145 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Austin was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 21.30 point effort from Dallas Clark, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"My hat's off to them," Pardue Bruisermakers coach Ron Pardue said.
Adding salt to the wound, Pardue Bruisermakers could have scored 209.47 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ron Pardue left key players like Lawrence Timmons and his corresponding 22.00 points on the bench.
Pardue Bruisermakers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Temp's Texas Boy's to 9-3, and drops Pardue Bruisermakers to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 13, the 5-7 Zima Ruskies are at Temp's Texas Boy's, where Temp's Texas Boy's are an early 32.7-point favorite, while the 6-6 D Crownholders are at Pardue Bruisermakers, where Pardue Bruisermakers are an early 0.5-point favorite.

Whitmore Workhorse beat a strong Texan Bruisers team by a score of 162.16 to 143.06, behind the support of 66,882 faithful fans.

Whitmore Workhorse were led to their 18.55 point victory by a 30.81 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 244 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 27.20 point effort from Donald Driver, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 142 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"We knew what we had to do and went out and did it," Whitmore Workhorse coach Whitmore said.
Texan Bruisers were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.46 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 284 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23.10 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 54 receiving yards.
"They wanted it more than we did," Texan Bruisers coach Chaz Templin said.
Causing further embarrassment, Texan Bruisers could have scored 185.09 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chaz Templin left key players like Jason Campbell and his corresponding 30.39 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Whitmore Workhorse to 8-4, and drops Texan Bruisers to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 13, the 3-9 Kav's Kavanators are at Whitmore Workhorse, where Whitmore Workhorse are an early 1.1-point favorite, while the 5-7 Perdew Pulverizers are at Texan Bruisers, where Texan Bruisers are an early 6.7-point underdog.

Perdew Pulverizers beat rival Fields Fanatix team by a score of 163.06 to 143.58, behind the support of 67,908 faithful fans.

Perdew Pulverizers were led to their 25.43 point victory by a 30.41 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 309 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 26.20 point effort from Laurence Maroney, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 64 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. "This team has overcome a lot of adversity, looking forward to the Gunner Bowl" Perdew Pulverizers coach Josh Perdew said.
Fields Fanatix were helped out in a losing cause by a 44.98 point effort from Brett Favre, who tore apart the Chicago Bears defense for 392 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Favre was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25.90 point effort from Steven Jackson, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 89 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards.
"He always has his team ready to play," Fields Fanatix coach Bruce Fields said.
Compounding the issue, Fields Fanatix could have scored 172.88 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bruce Fields left key players like Asante Samuel and his corresponding 18.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Perdew Pulverizers to 5-7, and drops Fields Fanatix to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 13, Fields Fanatix are at the 7-5 Big D, where Big D are an early 12.1-point underdog, while Perdew Pulverizers are at the 7-5 Texan Bruisers, where Texan Bruisers are an early 6.7-point underdog.

Big D beat a strong Kav's Kavanators team by a score of 167.42 to 147.98, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,828.

Big D were led to their 19.29 point victory by a 39.57 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 348 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 29.20 point effort from Justin Forsett, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 130 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.  "We feel fortunate," Big D coach Joel Viall said.
Kav's Kavanators were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.78 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 317 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from London Fletcher, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 11 tackles.
"I tip my hat to them," Kav's Kavanators coach Ron Kavanaugh said.
This brings the record for Big D to 7-5, and drops Kav's Kavanators to a record of 3-9.
Coming up in week 13, the 7-5 Fields Fanatix are at Big D, where Big D are an early 12.1-point underdog, while Kav's Kavanators are at the 8-4 Whitmore Workhorse, where Whitmore Workhorse are an early 1.1-point favorite.