Gunner Tourney, Rd 1, Recap-2009

The Boot Hill Balut continued their late season surge with a solid win over the Kav's Kavanators team by a score of 171.00 to 138.97, extending the losing streak for Kav's Kavanators to 3 games.

Boot Hill Balut were led to their 32.03 point victory by a 42.70 point effort from Andre Johnson, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 193 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 29.20 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 167 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards. "It was a hard-fought contest, things went our way Monday night and we will prepare for the shit bowl, I mean the Gunner Bowl title" Boot Hill Balut coach T. Rhodes said.
Kav's Kavanators were helped out in a losing cause by a 39.80 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Hakeem Nicks, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.  "I'm really proud of myself, I am always real proud of myself. No matter how bad I suck I can find the good points, this week I made a superior coaching move with Desean Jackson, just wasn't enough" Kav's Kavanators coach Ron Kavanaugh said.
Boot Hill Balut will meet the Perdew Pulverizers next week for the Gunner Bowl Title game, where Boot Hill Balut are an early 10.4-point underdog.

Perdew Pulverizers beat the Zima Ruskies team by a score of 189.76 to 162.54, extending the winning streak for Perdew Pulverizers to 3 games and sending them to the Gunner Bowl Title game.
The Pulverizers were led to their 27.22 point victory by a record setting performance from Brandon Marshall, a 53.00 point effort derived from 21 catches, 200 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 28.76 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 249 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. "We brought our A-game, played like champs, and proved we are probably the best team ever that was not invited to the Ballistic bowl bracket" Perdew Pulverizers coach Josh Perdew said.
Zima Ruskies were led by a 38.44 point effort from Eli Manning, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 391 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 18 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 26.50 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 33 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards. "They out-muscled us, got to many weapons. You can't expect a win if they have a player with 53 points, won't happen", Zima Ruskies coach Jesse Kizima said.
The Perdew Pulverizers play the defending Ballistic Bowl champion Boot Hill Balut for the Gunner Bowl title, where Boot Hill Balut are an early 10.4-point underdog.