Week 5 Recaps-2009

Frost beats Balut 

In a week 5 eSFL Fantasy Football League divisional match up, Frost Furrios Flurries squeaked by a pathetic Boot Hill squad by a score of 136.34 to 122.86, behind the support of 66,487 faithful fans.
The Furrious Flurries were led to their 14 point victory by a 26.4 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Titans defense for 10 catches and 53 receiving yards and a touchdown. With this performance, Addai was the number four ranked running back for week 5.
The Boot Hill team were led in a losing cause by a 36.46 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who tore apart the Buccaneers defense for 264 passing yards and 3 passing touchdowns. With this performance, McNabb was the number three ranked overall fantasy quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 30.1 point effort from wide receiver Andre Johnson. "Our defense was a non-factor," Balut coach T. Rhodes said.

 Temp Downs Ruskies

The Texas Boys sent the Ruskies to their third loss of the season with a 135.34 to 127.38 win in front of 61,543 fans. The Texas Boys extended their winning streak to four games thanks to the outstanding play of Larry Fitzgerald (24.9) and Carson Palmer (20.24) who led the team. Their was no "Miracle on Monday" this time by the Ruskies, who were led by James Harrisons 30 points. The Ruskies drop to 2-3 while the Temp team sits atop the Globl division at 4-1.

 

Crownholders Continue To Surprise

The Pardue Bruisermakers lost their second straight game as the surprising D Crownholders beat them 173.68 to 140.82. The D club was led by quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's 32.58 points and defensive end Demarcus Ware threw in 21.5 points.  The MFIC team posted their fifth straight week of 140 points or more and seemed of little concern in the loss, "we did what we had to, just didn't win. We will be alright and expect to continue our strong play all the way to the Ballistic Bowl", head coach Ron Pardue said. The Bruisermakers were led by running back Adrien Peterson's 25 points.

 

Texan Bruisers Take Down Pulverizers

In the leagues most viewed game of the week 211,876 raging fans watched the home team Pulverizers lose another heartbreaker to the expansion Texan team 167.44 to 150.38. The Perdew team posted their fourth 140 plus game of the season but lost despite the effort. "I am doing about all I can do....maybe I will get lucky and hold on to win a few games and get back in the race", head coach Josh Perdew said. The Bruisers were led by Matt Schaub's 33. 64 points  while Austin Collie (29.7) and Nate Burelson (27.8) were right behind him as the team moves to a 2-3 record.

 

Whitmore Remains Undefeated

The White Workhorse from Whitmore went into Kav's home field with a mission, embarrass the guy. His team laid a 200.86 on the defenseless Kavanators who posted a 130.88, 70 points shy of the mark.

"Coach Kav, it's not a big deal I only beat you by 52, oh wait never mind I still have Ronnie Brown playing! Can you say ASS WOOPIN", screamed Kunta as he was leaving the field.  He then issued an apology for his childish actions during his post game press conference,  "I would like to publicly apologize for the comments I made about the score to Coach Kavanaughs and myselfs game. I talked to Mr Goodell last night and we came to a mutual understanding. I did not mean in any way to embarrass the Kavanators, they are just in a rebuilding year and with the Workhorses on such a roll this season, we just don't want to let up on the intensity. WE play four quarters whistle to whistle. Next time when we play one of these weaker teams we will try to show restraint with the score board". he was quickly reminded by the league office that Mr. goodell is not the commissioner of the eSFL.

The Workehorse were led by Peyton Manning's 37.56 and a group of other players who all brought their "A" game.

 

Fanatix Roll Over Big D

The Fields Fanatix went to 3-2 as they beat the 2-3 Big D team 162.64 to 127.52. The Fanatix  rebounded from a disappointing week 4 loss to their rival Pulverizers with a strong week five performance from Thomas Davis (24.5) and wideout Hines Ward (21.5).