Week 10 This Aint NASA-Insider-2014

Due to Josh Perdew thinking we are NASA trying to send shit to the moon, this article has been deleted. Evidently he thinks a few typos will kill the entire space program and any chance of humans escaping total extinction when an asteroid hits or when the Sun goes Super Nova, which ever occurs first. Write your own damn piece mister correspondent. While we are on the subject, nice job you did as an eSFL correspondent, wrote two dam articles and haven't heard from you since. For you fuckers that get a kick out of critiquing other peoples work on media outlets, get off of it, no one cares, this isn't school, it isn't a damn term paper, shut the fuck up. If you can understand what the author is meaning to say, wonderful, if you cant, don't read it. If it bothers you when you go to a site with poor grammar, then don't fucking go back, its that simple. Don't post a single fucking word on the site response area. So this weeks Insider is all about dickheads who like critiquing others when they themselves have never, nor could never do better. 

I like it when someone points out how shit should be run around here. The same fucks have no idea what goes into running an outfit like this, but they seem to think they can do better. Go ahead, for 15 years contact anywhere from 12 to 28 guys to be in a league, then get those fucks to pay the entry fee on time and without going through damn hoops. That is the easy shit, now find and pay for a hosting site that works with two conferences for under $100.00. Then deal with figuring out the site and how shit works, or even if it does. Now we have that all figured out so set your scoring rules for each position. No, don't just go and copy and paste from someone else's, actually sit down and come up with scoring rules, you want your league unique now don't you? Of course we have we have team names to deal with. Just because you have no respect for other cultures doesn't mean it's ok to have a team name of "I Rape White Bitches". Let's be honest, any monkey can ask an owner what is your team name, right? Yeah, we would have a league full of "Tom Brady's Wife is Hot" bull shit. If that is what you want then go ahead, I personally don't want people 25 years from now looking at the history of the league and trying to figure out who the fuck was Tom Brady and his wife?  Or better yet, maybe a trophy on the mantle with my team name of "Everyone Does Terry", nice touch for the grand-kids to ask about for sure. What about the draft? You just gathered up 18 mother fuckers who all have different time zones, work schedules, and life events upcoming. Go ahead, just pick a date that is good for you, fuck everyone else. Nice league you got going, Teams "The Neville wears Prada" and "Murder on Dave's Floor" cannot make that draft date and want to change conferences. Meanwhile, "Making Emily Scream" and "Nice to Michu" team owners are in Zimbabwe and will be at work between 0800 and 1700 league time. That means they cannot draft unless the whole league drafts between 2100 and 0500. After you got all that shit resolved draft day arrives and teams, "I did your Wife" and "Nachman Manning Face" don't show up. They didn't show up nor did they set their shit to auto draft. So now you have to resolve that so everyone is happy and feels they are not getting fucked. If you got through all that and a shit ton of other stuff, you are now just a few minutes away from NFL kickoff. But the owner of "My size don't fit all" is complaining that a player he tried to pick up wasn't in the free agency list but is now on the "Bendtner Over" squad and it aint fair. Easily resolved, just informed MSFA team owner he is looking at his YAHOO! league and all is fine in the world. That is, until that opening kickoff and you get 47 emails about how someones linebacker didn't get his points for a half tackle. Forget the fact that it just happened 25 seconds ago, or that as commissioner you have told everyone, don't mention game scoring no sooner than Tuesday after the games. Then the site goes down totally, remember you found that great site for under 100.00 bucks? If you aint sick as hell of this shit then hold on mother fucker, you got 16 weeks of bullshit and cry whining ahead of you. Then, if you make it through that, what the hell happens if we have a tie in the championship game? That's right all the possibilities in the entire universe have been covered by you, you, yes you were able to foresee every damn possibility and all is wonderful in your shitty fantasy football league. We only had eight teams that quit setting their lineup by week 8, that is alright, just gives you a better chance right. Well, not really, because you are to simple minded to realize that team beat the hell out of you in week 3, now rolls in week 9 and they are playing the team that you are tied with for that final playoff spot, damn, THIS FUCKING GUY AINT GOT A FULL LINEUP is the cry from your mouth. Tell the commissioner how that is bullshit, go ahead, he cares, he is on top of it. Hey, we skipped the part at almost the beginning, the part where you name your league, and better yet, the championship game! Yeah, let's call our league the "Kegger Fantasy Football League", nice sound to that. Then we will demonstrate our unique ability to be different , be special, lets call the championship game the "Super Bowl"! Everyone wants to win a Super Bowl!

So if you think you can run this outfit better than go ahead dickweads. What I just told you is about 5 percent of the shit you will have to deal with and listen to each year. Of course it's you, the smartest mother fucker in the room, piece of cake.
Go ahead, look for grammer errors, I bet you get the fucking idea though!