Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ballistic Bowl XI Recap



PARDUE FALLS IN STREAK BREAKING TITLE GAME

For the Whitmore White Workhorse, reaching the eSFL fantasy football championship was about the journey. For Pardue, the week of contest was about the game itself.

In a contest in which the Appalachian division had never won, 0-6, first time title bowler, Whitmore totally outperformed Pardue in every phase of the game in a 157.58 to 132.12 rout of the Bruisermakers who were appearing in their first title game as well. The upset ended the Global division six game winning streak.
"Sometimes things just work out this way," Whitmore coach Chris Whitmore said. "I would like to thank commissioner Rhodes for having faith in the workhorses, my wife for allowing me to spend money each year on this league, and the other teams and coaches for there contributions to this league! We are bringing the trophy to the Appalachian division! This season we felt like we weren't playing up to our potential at times but ramped up our game when needed, what an incredible run through the playoffs."


As mentioned, it is Whitmore's first eSFL title. After winning nine games in the regular season, the Workhorse (9-5) won at Texan Bruisers in the Wild Card, and at Fields Fanatix in the Division Championship.
The difference in talent was apparent from the outset of the game. Pardue struck quickly with a touchdown run by RB J. Charles and was quickly answered by Whitmores S. Jackson seconds later. From that point on it was all Whitmore, scoring 130 more points on the Sunday afternoon. When Sundays NFL contest were complete, it was very clear who would win this event. With two NFL games remaining, Pardue needed to catch lightning in a bottle to pull off a miracle win. Instead, he caught it across his ass and fell by more than 25 points. "We made it close, but it was never in question after MNF saw Roddy struggle with onl 13. Congrats to Whit, your team stepped it up when it counted the most", Bruisermakers coach James Pardue stated Wednesday morning.
Whitmore was led by tight end Kellen Winslow's 28.8, his seventh round draft pick in 2010. His team defense threw in an important 50 and kicker Niel Rackers added 19. Winslow was named Ballistic Bowl XI MVP.
The losing Pardue team was led by running back Jamaal Charles' 29 and quarterback Mike Vick's 24.62. Vick's performance was one of the few times this year he posted less than 30 in a week. The difference in the game can easily be seen as two zero's by the Bruisermakers, TE K. Boss and WR David Nelson both failed to post a single point.
 
"I'm glad I was part of the turnaround here in the Appalachian," Whitmore said. "It was great how we brought the division community together. In the second half of the game, we responded and brought the fight. We wanted to score some points and show everybody we didn't give up."


Whitmore recieved 1,242 dollars in the win, Pardue brought home 138 for winning the Global Division championship.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

eSFL Insider, Week 16, 2010

By Josh Perdew, eSFL Correspondent



Ballistic Bowl Championship Game and Gunner Cup Final



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Welcome to the Championship, population two. Congratulations to the Pardue Bruisermakers and the Whitmore Workhorses. They are set to kick off Ballistic Bowl XI on Thursday December 23, 2010.
Lets look at the matchup table before we go into details:



Pardue comes to the championship game by destroying McKinney Rednecks in round one and knocking off Temps Texas Boys in the Global Division Championship game last week 184-105. Many of folks believed that Coach Pardue we beatable last week but he once again proved everyone wrong. Michael Vick has been his MVP player this season and again last week, made a remarkable comeback to post another 50+ point game for the Bruisermakers. A solid, balanced performance across the board is what the Bruisermakers continue to do each and every week. They scored 42 points on defense last week, had only one running back and only two wideouts in his lineup yet posted a 180+ points. His team is ranked 1st in power ranks, 3rd in value rank, and 1st, tied for 1st, and 1st in the various what-if categories. He has dominated the Global Division with an 11-3 record and is sitting 4th overall in all time league wins.

Whitmore comes into the championship by beating the regular season Appalachian champ Texan Bruisers in round one and knocking off the Fields Fanatix is the Division title game. Whitmore didn’t score very high against Fields, but it was enough to get it done. Fields had his worst game of the year and Whitmore took
full advantage of it. Whitmore finished the regular season at 9-5 and sits 9th in power ranks, 11th in value ranks, and 8th,5th, and 7th in the various what-if categories. This matchup is clearly David vs Goliath and Pardue looks to take his powerhouse all the way to the podium and collect the eSFL Ballistic Bowl trophy for the 1st time in his stellar career. Look for Vick to shine once again, Nicks and White to be steady, and his defense to get the normal 30+ points and Pardue will be crowned this year’s champ. Whitmore will need his squad to play flawless to have any chance in this matchup. Flacco will have to be on point, SJax will
need to have a monster and his WR’s will need to play way above average to even stay close. In years past, the championship game has generally been a beat down by one team and it looks like that trend will continue again this time around.
Pardue 169 Whitmore 124







The Gunner Cup final is set to begin Thursday night as well. Kav’s Kavanators, considered one of the best teams in the Appalachian Division, turned red hot mid season and made one helleva charge at the playoffs but eventually fell short one game. They take on Zima Ruskies, from the Global Division, who finished the
season red hot winning 8 of their last 10 games and finished 9-5. They were knocked from the Ballistic Bowl bracket by Temps Texas Boys in round one and have played well since. Zima advanced to the Gunner Cup final after beating GMAN 184-162 in the 2nd round of the Gunner Cup bracket.

Kav knocked off Frost Flurries in round one and the Perdew Pulverizers in round two of the Gunner bracket. The Kavanators got a massive game from 1st round selection Ray Rice last week and made a heroic comeback on Monday night vs Perdew to win by less than 2.5 points. It was a tough game that came down to the wire with Pat Chung getting a couple late tackles to seal the victory. Kav will look to duplicate that Rice performance again this week but the key to him winning is Dwayne Bowe. Bowe, who cost him his last two regular season games, has fallen into a slump after a phenomenal mid season that scared every opponent they faced. If Bowe goes off this week, Kav will lift the Gunner Cup trophy and capture his first career trophy in the eSFL.

Zima brings a well balanced attack to the table. His team captain, Drew Brees, has started to look like the 1st round selection Zima drafted. Matt Forte has been bumpy, but Darren McFadden has shined for Zima in the last few weeks including a 45+ point game in his Ballistic Bowl bracket first round loss to Temp. Vincent Jackson returned to the lineup a few weeks ago, and he is the reason Zima is competing for this Gunner Cup title after last week he exploded for a three TD game. He and the defense will be the keys to victory for Zima.
This Gunner cup matchup is very good. Both teams are capable of dropping 150+ points and this one will go down to the wire. Zima will get the performance from Brees and McFadden, but it won’t be enough to hold off the Kavanators and Rice.

 Kavanators 163 Zima 153

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

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Ballistic Bowl Division Championships and Gunner Cup Semi’s



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Fighting for the Global Division Championship and the right to represent the the only division to ever win in the Ballistic bowl will be the winner of the Pardue Bruisermakers and Temp’s Texas Boys. These two teams both rank in the top five in total points scored with the Bruisermakers ranked 1st and Temp ranked 5th. These teams have also posted the highest points scored in a single game this year as both have eclipsed the 200 point mark for a game. They are the only two squads to post over 200 in a game for the season and both have the potential to put up those numbers again this week. Both teams bring solid QB play, good RB play, balanced WR play, garbage TE’s, and excellent defensive play. If ever a kicker was the difference, now is the time. Matt Bryant vs Josh Brown. I think that Bryant will win the kicking game and lead Pardue to a Ballistic Bowl berth.

I have put together a small overview of this matchup:


GAME OF THE WEEK -
Pardue 167 Temp 162







The Appalachian division championship game shouldn’t be much of a game. Fields Fanatix takes on Whitmore’s Workhorses. Fields looks to overpower the entire division with solid play from every roster spot. This Whitmore coach seems to gets his teams into the playoffs with decent records every year but always finds ways to lose when the money is on the line. Fields is one of the toughest teams each and every year and this team is no exception. Fields is looking for a small piece of history as the only team to ever reach four Ballistic Bowl appearances. I probably shouldn’t share this information, but as eSFL correspondent, it is my duty to announce that Fields has inquired defensive help from Coach Josh Perdew of the Pulverizers. It is a short term deal but details will not be made public. As for Whitmore, he is sticking with his workhorses that have gotten him to this point.  The graphic below shows everything a bookmaker would need to know in this one:






Fields should erupt and end all hopes Whitmore has of making his first ever Ballistic Bowl.

Fields 178 Whitmore 138







In the Gunner Cup, 6 teams are battling for the 2 finalist spots. McKinney Rednecks, last week’s favorite to reach the Global Championship game, took a beating from Pardue and got knocked down to face the Texan Bruisers from the Appalachian division. The Bruisers won the Appalachian Division regular season
championship, but fell in round one to Whitmore. It was easy to pick Whitmore in that game since the difficulty of beating one team three times in one season is nearly impossible. The Rednecks were the top scoring team last week with a loss, and the Bruisers dropped a close game with WR Andre Johnson trying hard to make a comeback on Monday Night. McKinney has the more balanced team and should easily knock the Texans out of the running. McKinney 149 Bruisers 109



Zima Ruskies, winning 8 of their last 10 games to make the playoffs, failed to put up enough points to keep pace with the powerful Temp team, will face off against GMAN. GMAN, 5-9 in the regular season in the Appalachian, was the preseason favorite to win the division. Young inexperienced players and injuries destroyed this team and now the Ruskies have the opportunity to finish them off. Zima has an overrated team with little talent at WR, but his defense is very good. GMAN is worse off at WR, and his RB’s have been streaky all season. An MVP performance from leading back Chris Johnson would propel GMAN to the next round, but Zima will take this game with standout defensive lineman Jared Allen.
 Zima 142 GMAN 126

Kav’s Kavanators vs Perdew Pulverizers. The winner of this game will advance to the Gunner Cup final and proceed to win the title. Both of these teams have questionable wide receivers and solid running games. The top QB performance should win this game. Rivers has been steady until playoff time and Perdew’s fate lies on his shoulders. Big Ben Rapesherburger has a very favorable matchup and should perform well. The defense of both squads is even, as well as kicker play. Perdew can focus more on defense for Coach Fields next week after he is knocked from the Gunner Cup and unable to defend his title.

Kavanators 158     Perdew 153

Good luck to all.....BASTARDS!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

eSFL Insider Week 14, 2010

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First rounds of the Ballistic Bowl playoff and Gunner Cup



By: Josh Perdew, eSFL Correspondent



Welcome to the first round of the playoffs and the first round of the Gunner Cup. The brackets are set and some owners fired up. I have personally spoken to a couple of other owners over the last few days. Coach Bruce Fields, of the Fields Fanatix, said that he is geared up and ready to go. He seems to think his team is the favorite to win the Appalachian and the Ballistic Bowl. Coach Ron Kavanaugh of the Kavanators is not so happy with his draw in the Gunner Cup. He likely has the toughest road ahead to get his entry fee back. As for myself, I am happy that my squad was able to finish above the cut line and make the playoffs, but I have a tough road ahead of me as well. It’s never easy when you face one the league’s most recognized and most accomplished teams in league history.



I was looking back before I started this article at my preseason projections, final standings, playoff projections, and championship picks. I had a couple of team’s records fairly close, nailing Appalachian team Kavanators with a 7-7 record and Global team D Crownholders with a 3-11 record. I had Fields at 9-5 but he was able to grab an extra win and finish 10-4. I really whiffed on GMAN, as I projected him to win the Appalachian with a 10-4 record, yet he struggled all season long to an embarrassing 3-11. Vial’s Vigilantes were the garbage that we thought, but he squeaked out a win in week 12 to avoid league history as the only team to go winless. Whitmore and Texan Bruisers overachieved this season as I thought they both might not make the playoffs and made a liar out of me, and Perdew barely made it in despite the fact that I thought during preseason that he could be a favorite in the Appalachian division. As for the Global division, Temp lost a few more than I though and I also expected Boot Hill to be a little better than where they finished, but I was pretty much on target with McKinney and Pardue. Zima was the shocker with a nice run down the stretch winning 8 of their last 10 and capturing a playoff spot that I thought Frost would end up with. I had the Ballistic Bowl set up for Pardue and Perdew to meet and the Pardue Bruisermakers taking their first title. My projection for the championship game is still alive, but you will need to keep reading and tune in for another couple weeks to see if it comes true.



Enough with the flashbacks, so let us move into this week’s action.




I will start off with the Gunner Cup.



The top matchup in the Gunner Cup has to be Frost vs Kav. These two teams narrowly missed the playoffs and have squads very capable of taking the Gunner Cup title. Kav was knocked out of the Ballistic Bowl bracket in the final regular season game and he placed a lot of blame on his star wide receiver Dwayne Bowe. Bowe was one of the hottest players through the mid weeks of the season and had many other owners in this league talking about Kav making a deep run in the playoffs. Bowe had other plans for the Kavanators, and laid the golden goose egg in week 13 when coach Kav needed him the most. Coach Ron Kavanaugh had one quote in an interview earlier today, stating “Bowe’s goose egg was hard to swallow.” Frost was unavailable for comment, but like any other coach in this league, Frost will be ready to step up to the challenge that Kav will bring to the table.







GMAN, with a 3-11 record, will face the other 3-11 team, in the defending Ballistic Bowl Champion, D Crownholders. GMAN was in fact this year’s biggest disappointment after some folks had him atop the Appalachian Division. His wide receivers never got it together and his young running backs were beyond garbage. Throw in a quarterback injury, and this team was ruined. DCrownholders were projected to be near the bottom of the barrel in the Global Division as the defending champs drafted poorly and never really clicked all year. This team has been known to ruin a few other owners in years past, so keep your eye on this bunch as they might be spoilers in the Gunner Cup.







Boot Hill Balut will face the Vigilantes in their first round game of the Gunner Cup. Coach Ryan Rhodes made a few questionable calls as the new head coach last week and it cost his old man’s team some much needed momentum. Viall was beat down by the Pulverizers as his squad was coming off his 1st win of the season. Coach Ryan Rhodes is looking for his first win and just might get it as he got in my opinion the easiest Gunner Cup draw.







My projections for the Gunner Cup first round games are:



Kavanators will knock off Frost with a stellar rebound performance from Dwayne Bowe. Frost will get a nice 30 points from Adrian Peterson, but fall to Kav. Kav 159 Frost 144



DCrownholders will once again be on spoiler alert with a victory over GMAN. Gman will finally get the game from Chris Johnson that he was looking for all year. Johnson will gash Indy for 45 but the Jet trio that Dcrown has will be enough for a win. DCrown 153 GMAN 133



Boot Hill and Vial will be the lowest scoring game in the first round with two clubs that can’t find solid performances from their leaders. Boot Hill will win this game, but the score won’t be high enough to move to the next round. Boot Hill 148 Vial 98






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This is where things get real interesting in this league. This is the cream of the crop in the eSFL. This looks to be some of the toughest matchups of the season. None of these teams want to walk away this week with a loss and have to drop down into the Gunner Cup. The regular season division champs have selected their first round opponents and the remaining teams are set.







In the Global Division, Coach Ron Pardue of the Bruisermakers, has selected McKinney Rednecks in the first round. I would have to say that Pardue is very ballsy selecting a team that finished second in the division and beat Pardue head to head in both meetings. Pardue has some late season injuries that could bury him. McKinney is led by Arian Foster and Michael Turner. Pardue is led by Michael Vick and Roddy White. Neither of these teams have a title under their belt, but McKinney did play for the title back in 2005 but fell short to Temps Texas Boys. These teams are tied at 3-3 in head to head record all time.







The other Global division game has Zima Ruskies taking on Temps Texas Boys. Zima has a title from 2004 and Temp has a couple of titles from 2005 and 2006. Zima won both games in the regular season with Temp putting up his two worst performances of the year in those games. It is nearly impossible to beat a team three times in one season, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens here. Temp is led by the Peyton’s (Manning and Hillis) and Zima is led by Drew Brees. Temp has the all time head to head lead with an 7-5 record versus Zima coached teams.







In the Appalachian Division, top seed Texan Bruisers have selected Whitmore Workhorses. The Bruisers won both meetings in the regular season versus Whitmore and will try to accomplish the tough task of knocking off a team three times in one season. The Texans are led by Andre Johnson and Eli Manning. Whit is led by Joe Flacco and Steven Jackson. Both of these teams are seeking their first Ballistic Bowl title. The Texan Bruisers have split 2-2 head to head versus Whitmore, but more importantly, the Bruisers ended Whit’s playoff run last season in the first round.







In the other Appalachian division game, Fields Fanatix will take on their rival Perdew Pulverizers. Perdew has owned the regular season matchups against Fields with a career 5-1 record over the past three seasons. Fields has won the only postseason matchup in 2008 when he went on to the Ballistic Bowl but fell to the Boot Hill Balut in the title game. Fields has been the big dance 3 times in the past 7 years, but has failed to win one. The Pulverizers will be the only test for Fields in this year’s bracket. This rivalry will be producing the game of the week. I suspect that the winner of this contest will represent the Appalachian in the Ballistic Bowl and the loser of this game will capture the Gunner Cup.







Ballistic Bowl Projections:



I think Pardue has made a critical mistake by choosing McKinney in round one and I think this choice will once again doom this Pardue team into another disappointment and a first round exit of this year’s bracket. McKinney will move on to the Global Division Championship game. McKinney 167 Pardue 148



I must give Zima some credit with the best play of the year. In week 10, in dire needs of a quarterback, Zima played a quarterback that touched the ball 10 times all season and had not attempted a pass! The guy scored 2 touchdowns and got him 14 points. It was enough points that week to win his game and continue a nice win streak that eventually got him to this point. He will be in need of another miracle play like that this week to knock off Temp in round one. Temp has a 7-7 team that many believe are mediocre at best. Temp needs to make a statement this week and show that he belongs in the bracket. Temps Texas Boys will knock Zima into the Gunner Cup bracket with a rebound performance from Peyton Manning and take on McKinney in round two. Temp 159 Zima 138



Texan Bruisers and Whitmore have been the biggest overachievers in the league this year. Both of these teams have won games that they had no business being in. I have mentioned that it is nearly impossible to knock off one team three times in this league and the decision to take on Whit in round one will haunt the Bruisers for weeks to come. The Whitmore squad will make the Bruisers pay for that mistake and move on to round two. Whit 153 Bruisers 140



Fields and Perdew will be the game of the week. This rivalry will continue for years to come. The winner of this game will be the Fields Fanatix. I believe this is the year the Fanatix break the hex that has nearly forced coach Fields to quit. He continues to dominate the Pulverizers in postseason play when the pressure is on. Fields moves on to take on Whitmore in round two. Fields 168 Perdew 137













Tuesday, December 7, 2010

2010 Gunner Cup Seed Draw


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The 2010 eSFL Gunner Cup seed drawing was held on Monday 7 Dec at 0700. Watch the draw that ws recorded.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

eSFL Insider Week 13-2010, Supplemental

TRhodes felt that it was necessary to write a supplemental edition to his week 13 eSFL Insider. So instead of writing it I video taped it.


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