Tuesday, November 30, 2010

eSFL Insider Week 13, 2010

By TRhodes, eSFL commissioner

The 11th eSFL season comes to it's final week and there are still a couple of playoff spots up for grabs. In this weeks article I will discuss playoff possibilities, look back at the season as a whole, and more.

 First of all, congratulations to the Viall Vigilante on their first win of the season last week. Folks, take it from someone who has lost a group of games in a season, it isn't pleasant. Every single owner in the league could have been in the same situation as the Viall team was this season. Looking back at his teams performances, he honestly should have at least 5 wins going into the final week. With a little good luck, his team could have won a couple of games in which he scored low, such as 121, and that would put him at 6 or 7 wins, and that's playoff contention folks. So, what I am trying to point out here is that just because a team wins doesn't make them unbeatable or invincible. Every team in this league could have easily have been a loser or a winner, it all came down to good and bad luck. With that said, let's not under value those who have had a playoff team this season. Each and every owner has earned their record, whether it be 1-13 or 13-1. Even though I often am critical of the leagues head to head type layout, I believe it is the most exciting and enjoyable format there is. The reason is simple, even though your players are not performing well in a given week, you usually can enjoy the weekends games knowing you still could pull off a lucky win because your opponent is doing poorly as well. I don't believe the best team has always won the Ballistic Bowl however, and this is where my disdain of the head to head layout resides. We will make minor changes to the league each year, but I can say with almost 100 percent certainty that this league will always be a head to head format, regardless of my dislike for the teams with the most points scored losing week in week out.

 The next thing I would like to write about here is the season as a whole. When the draft was complete every owner based the success of the other teams on the players that was obtained in that draft. Articles were written about who was going to be the best teams, radio stations discussed how it was possible that an owner bypassed a certain player for another, and so on. As I have stated before, the Ballistic Bowl is not won on draft day, never has been, never will be. Now, I at this point I do not know who is going to win the Ballistic Bowl this year, but I will guarantee they didn't win it because of who they drafted. Every owner that drafted a team had the EXACT amount of quality players on their roster as the others when the draft was complete. Sure, some draft picks were a bust, some were a surprise, but when it was all said and done everyone had the same amount of skilled players as the other. The Ballistic Bowl is won by the team who had the best two-a-days, restricted free agents, trades, and free agent pickups throughout the season. I am not going to elaborate, but I truly believe that, and have for the past 8 years. So, next year when your draft day doesn't turn out as you expected, stick to it, buckle down and be the first to get those unexpected hot players, they will lead you to the Ballistic Bowl title game, trust me.

 Now let's take a look at the playoff possibilities:

This seasons Global Division was dominated by the Pardue Bruisermakers and McKinney Rednecks.  The Rednecks beat the Pardue team twice this season and has a shot to win the division crown in week 13. If Pardue loses in week 13 and McKinney wins, The Rednecks will be the Global Division champions and get to select who their first round opponent will be in the playoffs. On the other hand, if Pardue wins he gets that title and selection, regardless what McKinney does this week. The Zima Ruskies have surprised many with a solid second half of the season, winning 7 of his last 9 to become playoff qualified. His team is in and will wait and see who he plays in the first round, week 14. The Temp's Texas boys will round out the Global division playoff teams with at least 7 wins.  After a 5 game mid-season losing streak the Texas Boy's ran off 3 wins in a row to clinch the final spot in the division. So, in the Global division the teams are, Pardue, McKinney, Zima, and Temp.

 The Appalachian Division has turned out to be the most exciting division, with three teams fighing for two playoff spots. If in week 14, the Perdew and Kav teams win, they both qualify for the playoffs and Whitmore is out. If Perdew and Whitmore win, they are both in and Kav is eliminated. If  Perdew LOSES then Kav and Whitmore are in regardless what they do. OK, you got the idea right, it's complicated, and I might even be wrong, so don't be writing me saying I am wrong because when the season is over we will look at the records and figure it out. So in the Appalachian we will have Fields, Texan, and whoever.

Now that we all know the playoff situation, lets look at the format. Each division winner selects their first round opponent (week 14) from their division, and the remaining two will meet in week 14 as well. In week 15 the winners from 14 advance and will meet in the division championships. The winners in week 15 advance to the Ballistic Bowl in week 16. That's easy. But the Gunner Cup, now that's not so easy. And I am not going to discuss it in length here. What I am going to point out is that the format has changed from the one that is currently posted on the website. The image below reflects that change. The change is that the losers in the division championships in week 15 WILL NOT drop down into the Gunner Cup tourney. That will leave two teams to meet in week 16 for the Gunner Cup title. Week 17 will pit the winner of the Gunner Cup against the Ballistic Bowl winner, this is known as the Pro Bowl. There is no prize for winning the Pro Bowl. The two losers in week 15's division championship will meet in week 17 for Turkey Bowl 4. There is no prize for winning a Turkey Bowl, however wagers between the two owners is not discouraged, actually it's highly encouraged.



Finally, I invite everyone to join Josh Perdew and I in the upcoming eStandout Radio programs. All programs are live, easy to access and call in, easy to participate in, and free.



The program schedule is:

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So far this season we have had callers from our league, Frost, Temp, Kav, Josh, Fields, J. Kizima. Also, we have had unknown callers such as Pat from Fla, and a few others requesting fantasy advice. Don't be shy, join the show, theres only a few weeks left.

Thanks to everyone this year for a great season and making it easy on the commissioner. Remember to check out the official site around the end of June next year for draft day details for the 2011 season.

This weeks big games are:
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 Perdew 7-6 vs Viall 1-12

Perdew won only contest between these teams in week 4: 121.32-128.24
Head coach Viall (Big D and Vigilante) leads lifetime series 2-1 against Josh Perdew

OK folks, you have made fun of the Viall team all season, now let's see who talks shit in week 13. My guess is it won't be Josh Perdew, because if there was ever a ripe apple ready for pick'en, it's his ass this week. The Vigilante just improved their running game 100 fold with the injury to Frank Gore, meaning his guy, yeah, Brian Westbrook, you know, the one certain people made fun of him for picking up, and the same one the same people made fun of on public radio for still having on his roster in week 9. Oh, shit, it's time to keep your blow hole shut if you play the Vigilante this week. Not only have they improved their running game, but they are coming off their first win of the season. And, yeah, there is more good shit for Viall, his team has averaged 137 points a game over the last 8 weeks, to include a 144, 151, 150, 173, and 149 in the mix. With Brian Westbrook no longer standing on the sidelines this team just became a Gunner Cup contender, and sorry Josh Perdew, but it looks like they also just became the team that makes you a Gunner Cup contender. I see all the futility of the Viall team behind them, and not a moment to soon, because they can enjoy knocking someone on their ass and running for the Gunner Cup. This week the poor old pathetic excuse for a team, the Viall Vigilante, raise their middle finger high in the air and tell everyone in the league to kiss their pathetic little no good asses, because you dudes ain't as smart as you thought you were all season.

Viall 159
Perdew 136





Whitmore 8-5  vs Kavanators 7-6

Only a few weeks ago it looked like Whitmore had a playoff spot clinched and a chance at a division crown. And it looked like Ron Kavavaugh was on his way to another punch him in the stomach type of season. Well Whitmore is fighting for his playoff life and Kav has been blessed with someone not letting him make another one of his stupid trades. It is possible both these teams make the playoffs regardless who wins, if Perdew loses. The Kav team has really turned it on the second half of the season, posting a wonderfull 5-2 record over his past seven games to rebound from an ugly 2-4 start. Wideout D. Bowe has been a monster, albeit one ownership did not really wish to keep on their roster. Additionally, this team boast a nice running game with Ray Rice and ......well no one. I have been a Kav team promoter most  all this season, but this week I think Whitmore continues his hot streak against the so called better teams. On the good news side for Kav, he will back into the playoffs as he sits back and enjoys the Vigilante taking down his arch enemy Josh Perdew and the Pulverizers.

Whitmore 179
Kav 165

Good luck to everyone in the playoffs!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Rhodes Resigns as Boot Hill Head Coach

T. Rhodes, the winningest head coach in eSFL history announced his resignation from the Boot Hill Balut effective immediately after the conclusion of week 12 in the league.

Rhodes led the Balut to a Ballistic Bowl title in 2008 as the team went 10-3 and 3-0 in the postseason. However, the team has failed to win more than 5 games in a season since, going 3-10 and 5-6 thus far this season. Rhodes announced at the press conference that he will be the new head coach/general manager of the Rhodes Runners in 2011, a team he founded and coached in 2000.

Defensive coordinator in training Ryan Rhodes was named as the Balut head coach for the remainder of this season to include the Gunner Cup. Ryan has no previous fantasy football experience.


Rhodes Resigns From Balut- Broadcast your self LIVE


Watch the press conference at:
http://www.blogtv.com/Shows/1958661/ZeNvY2TEZWFDbm3HYeT&pos=ancr

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

eSFL Insider, Week 12, 2010


By M. Templin

Well as in week 10 & 11 there were no surprises again. The only upset was Whitmore squeaked out a win over The Juggernauts aka Pardue Bruisermakers. Temp put up back to back wins and has a one game lead over Frost for the final playoff spot in the Global. Temp is literally riding Buffalos to the playoffs with the play of Fred Jackson & Steve Johnson. With 5 teams fighting for 2 playoff berths its Win or go home.....Getcha popcorn ready, & kiss da baby! On to this weeks matchups................





Temp vs D Crownholder



D will look for his trio of Mark Sanchez, S. Holmes, & LT to put up big numbers this week and they will. But Temps finally has a legit RB combo with Fred Jackson & Peyton Man Child Hillis. Temps Offense is too much for D. 170-150






G MAN vs Viall



AKA Toilet Bowl 2010

G MAN will have to ride C. Johnson yet again to carry the Offensive load. With Fitzpatrick emerging as a legit QB, pair him up with Brandon Lloyd and its too much for G MAN to handle. Viall finally gets win this year! You heard it hear first! Viall 130-100




Kavs vs Texan

Kav has been rollin the past few weeks. Hes put up 190+ pts the last 5/6 weeks. D. Bowe has been playin like a man possesed (10TD in 6 weeks) pair him up with M. Wallace & Big Ben one word NASTY. The Texans have been winning games all year with a complete mess at the RB position. Theyll put up a fight with a solid D and valiant effort by Kitna. Kav 190-150




Pardue vs Frost

The Juggernauts aka Bruisermakers came out flat and uninspired last week. Look for them to Bring the pain train this week. Frosts playoff hopes are shattered. Pardue 198-140




Perdew vs Boot Hill



Perdew has to win to keep his playoff hopes alive. Philip Rivers is playing lights out. Boot Hill has a chance for a playoff spot too. Hes got to win out to have a chance. Can Aaron Rodgers throw him back in the playoffs? Yessir! Boot Hill pulls it out 170-165









GAMES OF THE WEEK
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Fields vs Whitmore

With both teams atop of their division with 8-4 records, these teams are fighting for the top seed come playoff time. Look for Fields to have huge numbers from Tom Brady this week on Turkey Day, expect 3+ TDs.. gobble, gobble! With back-to-back weeks of 180+ points Fields looks like a team that can make alot of noise in the playoffs. Whitmore can expect Flacco to be solid like hes been all year. Whitmores gotta find the right RB duo this week to hold off Fields. I dont think he can, Fields wins 180-170







Zima vs McKinney

With both teams at 8-4 there looking to secure the #2 seed in the Global division. McKinney looks to put back to back wins against Zima this year. His team has the fire power too. Defense is playing lights out lately and with the Turner/Foster duo at RB look for his team to have another solid week. Whitmore turns to Brees to have a big day on Turkey Day. With Forte carrying the rock and a deep stable of WRs can he avoid the season sweep by McKinney? Nope Mckinney 175-160

Thursday, November 18, 2010

eSFL Insider, Week 11, 2010

Week 11 ESFL Insider

By Bruce Fields


Week 10 in the ESFL didn't turn out any big surprises. The teams that should have won, won. However, with playoff implications on the line each win is critical. The Global Division teams are fighting tooth and nail. With three teams knotted up at 5-6, the last playoff spot may come down to tiebreaker system.

The Appalachian Division playoff race will also be close. The Pulverizers are looking to win out and hope along the way that the Kavanators or Fanatix falter. The Kavanators have been on a tear as of late and I don't foresee them loosing another game. Therefore, the Pulverizers need some help from the Fanatix if they have any chance of making the playoffs.

Now let's take a look at this weeks matchups, brought to you by:









Pulverizers VS G Man

The Pulverizers are looking for a big game from Phillip Rivers. That alone will not be enough. He will also need solid production from his RB�s. G Man will be looking to ride the coattails of Chris Johnson and Jermaine Gresham. God knows that Derek Anderson isn�t going to get it done. I predict the Pulverizers to pull out a convincing win: 162-114.






Vigilante VS Kavanators

As of late, the Kavanators have proved that they are a force to be reckoned with! They are solid in every position. Ben Shitburger could prove to be the biggest surprise. Look for big games from Ray Rice and Desean Jackson. I don�t see anything positive from the Vigilante squad. Therefore, my prediction is Kav wins in a landslide: 184-97.





Workhorse VS Bruisermakers

Whitmore is just doing enough to linger around. His team has potential to put up big numbers each week, but they have been inconsistent. The only consistency on this team seems to be Joe Flacco. You can expect that to continue. Pardue on the other hand has a great team. He has the best record and has scored the most points in the league. I expect Michael Vick to come down from his �high� and join the rest of us here on earth. Roddy White will continue to impress and provide invaluable production. Look for Vick to lead the Bruisermakers into a dogfight this week but I give Whit the edge 157-150.




Crownholders VS Rednecks

The Crownholders have all but given up. I will keep this short and sweet. Rednecks win in a landslide 177-84





Ruskies VS Flurries

Zima is coming off an embarrassing win last week by edging out G Man 113-111. You can expect more of the same this week. Matt Forte will have a horrible game and Drew Brees will throw 3 interceptions. Antonio Gates will be the only player keeping Zima�s head above the water. Frost will get big numbers from Miles Austin and Adrian Peterson and take down the Ruskies 142-124.



Games of the Week:
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Global Division



Balut VS Texas Boys

Both teams are looking to keep their playoff hopes alive. The �ol ball coach� will look to reach into his bag of tricks and pull out a victory. He will need a lot of help from Aaron Rodgers and Reggie Wayne. Temp can expect good games from Peyton Manning, Peyton Hillis, and Anquan Boldin which will result in a victory over the Balut: 149-128



Appalachian Division



 Fanatix VS Bruisers

Early in the season the Bruisers handed the Fanatix their first loss. Now both teams are fighting for a lead in the division. I will also keep this one short and sweet. Fanatix must win and will win: 147-131.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

eSFL Insider, week 10, 2010

After a Very interesting week 9, and Teams setting the pace

for the playoffs, we have reached week 10. Four weeks remain untill the playoffs

are begin.


Week 10 Matchups:



 Kavanators VS Pulverizers



With chad Henne getting the late week benching and Phillip Rivers

on a bye week, The Pulverizers are in trouble. Look for big

things from Big Ben and Desan Jackson. The Kavantors begin their

march at the playoffs with a nail biter.

Kavanators 169 Pulverizers 161




Fanatix vs Vigilanties



After a pathetic week 9 and a beat down, the fanatix look to bounce

back this week. MJD is back in the lineup and ready to go. The winless Vigilanties almost

pulled off a win last time vs Fanatix and I feel they have figured

out the key. Look for Randy Moss to show off his stuff with his new team

and lead Vial to his first win of the 2010 season.

Vigilanties 155 Fanatix 141




Workhorse vs Brusiers



Joe Flacco will put up big numbers in this game of the "lucky as shit teams",

with both teams atop the division with a pathetic  "points for",

the Bruisers will continue to put up low numbers with the Knox/Washington

combo, except this time it will be too low!

Workhorse 112 Bruisers 99




G MAN Vs Zima ruskies



CJ2K is back in the lineup amd Best is set to run wild against the worst rushing defense

in the league, I expect a 75pt combo between these two while Zima plans to start a group of weak

WR's. CJ2k and best are just too much this week, enough said!!

G Man 142 Zima ruskies 119




Pardue vs D Crownholders



This is a matchup of good vs bad! Pardue is a beast and his team is meshing to well

to beat on the home stretch. The WR core of Pardue is too much for anyone to handle

and I see them tossing up close to 100pts combined. For D crownholder look for Cedric Benson

to have a big day and the D crownholder defense to put up big numbers, but not quite get the job

done.

Pardue 192 D crown 133




Temps Texas Vs Rednecks



This is gonna be a good game. I see Foster running wild in the week of the RB's

and I see ochocinco finaly showing up to play as well, But unfortunaly they have to

play against a tuff Peyton Manning and 2010 phenominon Payton Hillis.

Temp wins with ease and looks to gain control of a playoff spot.

Temp 167 Rednecks 120



Lastley we have our game of the week:




Boot Hill Balut VS Frost Flurries



This one is for all the marbles folks, if Boot Hill loses his

season is over. RB Blount has been big and will continue to be,

Josh Freeman will get cood numbers filling in for the bye week Rodgers, and Reggie Waynes will perform as he does every week. Carson Palmer will self destruct when T.O. starts drawing the double coverage and Miles Austin is begining to show the effects of not having Tony Romo tossing him the ball!! Boot Hill remains alive!!

Boothill- 137 Frost-130