Sunday, August 24, 2014

Flurries Ancient

The fans of the Flurries had one question for Coach Frost after this years ESFL draft. What's up with the old people? Coach Frost was quoted as saying "10 years ago these guys were all elite stars. Based on the secret Ouija fantasy dice strategy that we employed during the draft our leadership determined that these past greats will bring a second Ballistic Bowl title to the Furious Flurries." Only time will tell if the Ouija strategy will work for this years team. The one thing this reporter can say is that the Flurries fan base are excited and dedicated to this team.
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  1. AnonymousAugust 25, 2014 at 6:01 AM

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